Joke Thread #6482292

**Storm** · 15th April 2005, 19:39

**Rainbow Wizard** · 18th April 2005, 19:09

{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up

**Storm** · 18th April 2005, 19:52

I can report that not all F's are fake. I have made a rigourous examination of a pair of 14 F's , and they are completly natural

**Sniper** · 19th April 2005, 07:04

Originally Posted by Storm

I can report that not all F's are fake. I have made a rigourous examination of a pair of 14 F's , and they are completly natural

Pictures????

**Hitcher** · 19th April 2005, 18:48

Originally Posted by Storm

I can report that not all F's are fake. I have made a rigourous examination of a pair of 14 F's , and they are completly natural

Was she a Friesian?

**Storm** · 19th April 2005, 19:01

Originally Posted by Sniper_CBR

Pictures????

She is not a cow, she is my fiancee(and is she ever see's this, I am going to get a "look" and a half

and she does have "feelings" on me showing you that sort of photo

**Hitcher** · 19th April 2005, 19:02

Be very careful, least you lose an eye...

**Storm** · 19th April 2005, 19:21

here, I'll chuck a man a bone. Give you a hint ?

**Storm** · 19th April 2005, 19:23

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Be very careful, least you lose an eye...

Oh I am very thourough and comply with all applicable OSH regulations during my "inspection"

**Krayy** · 20th April 2005, 08:33

Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm,
his wife is lying in bed reading.

Man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've
got a headache."

Wife replies, "I think you'll find, that is a sheep."

Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the
sheep."

**flyin** · 20th April 2005, 11:49

Originally Posted by Krayy

Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm,
his wife is lying in bed reading.

Man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've
got a headache."

Wife replies, "I think you'll find, that is a sheep."

Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the
sheep."

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...6&postcount=44

Lucky man!....... gets to laugh at the same jokes over and over again......mmm amnesia

**Coyote** · 20th April 2005, 11:57

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=272

**Riff Raff** · 20th April 2005, 22:55

True Bravery is arriving home stinking drunk after a very late night out with the boys.... then being assaulted with a broom by your wife, And still having the guts to ask:
"Are you cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

**MSTRS:Me** · 21st April 2005, 08:12

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

True Bravery is arriving home stinking drunk after a very late night out with the boys.... then being assaulted with a broom by your wife, And still having the guts to ask:
"Are you cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

Bravery is doing something that can earn you a medal. This, however, is not likely to earn even a posthumous medal.

**MSTRS:Me** · 25th April 2005, 13:03

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.

She put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND MUST

STILL BE GOOD IN BED!

ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door

to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.

The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you....you have no legs!"

The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"

She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"

Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?"

With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said,

"I rang the doorbell didn't I?"