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  1. #106
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    A Samoan joke

    One days Sione was cudding da grass with his sapelu [bush knife], when all of a sutten da ampulance went going by. Sione straight aways drop his sapelu and run after da ampulance. Da ampulance driver look to his side mirror and see a man in a lafalafa [a wrap around cloth] running after him. Afraids for his live, becos he was in [Auckland's notrious suburb of] Otara, da ampulance tryver stepped on da cass. His ampulance go very, very farce.
    But Sione farce too. Sione loose one chandal, but he keep runnings, Sione's lafalafa starting to falling downs but he keep runnings. Da ampulance tryfer look in da side mirror and he is amaze dat da man wiff da falling down lafalafa and one chandal is not giffing up. Da ampulance dryfer is now concern finkings Sione chase him because he need medical assistannce. Sione, was please to see the ampulance was stoppings for him.
    About 3 minute later, Sione catch up to da ampulance. The ampulance dryfer open da backs toor and say to Sione, "What is da matters? You needs help??
    Sione with his hands on his knees, buffing like hell. Wiff his preaths back, Sione looks at da ampulance tryfer and say
    "I haf da one snow-cones wiff da chocolate flakes!"
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    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    A bit rude

    Teacher asked pupil, "Which part of the body goes to heaven first?"

    Pupil replies, "Legs Miss, I've seen my mum with her leg in the air screeming God I'm F***in coming."

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    Loved the first one....
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    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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