Aiport Announcements

[Biff]

You're sitting in an airport lounge, and you hear these announcements (522K - so It'll take some time to download on dialup. But worth it!):

[StoneChucker]

Is that the audio one, where someone asks for a friend with foreign name to be called? From memory : Makollig Jez Varted (My collegue just farted)? If not, I'll d/l

[Biff]

Is that the audio one, where someone asks for a friend with foreign name to be called? From memory : Makollig Jez Varted (My collegue just farted)? If not, I'll d/l

That's the one.

[bugjuice]

ahhhhhh.. I heard this years and years and years ago, and thought it was bloody funny.. but lost the file and never got it again..

now i can sleep!!

Anyone traveling anytime soon?? Wanna try some of these out, see if they still work? I made up a few new ones too, but haven't had the chance to try them out yet..