Knickers joke

[ukbandit]

This wife buys a pair of crutchless knickers in an attempt to spice up a dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the settee. At strategic moments she crosses her legs ……. enough times till her husband says, ”Are you wearing crutchless knickers?”

“Yes,” she answers.

“Thank Christ for that. I thought the stuffing was coming out of the settee.”

[MSTRS:Me]

This wife buys a pair of crutchless knickers in an attempt to spice up a dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the settee. At strategic moments she crosses her legs. Finally she asks her husband if he likes what he sees. "Christ no" he says "look what it's done to your knickers"