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    Please explain Hitcher

    I remember many years ago being forced to change from imperial to metric. I was maybe 5 at the time and after graduating from Kindergarten wondered what the point is of learning if they are going to change the rules all the time. Needless to say I left school on my 15th birthday.

    35 years later, these pricks still can't make up their mind.

    Take for example the following article in the Waikato Times.

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crim...-gunshot-wound

    "The offender is described as a male Maori, of stocky build, about six foot tall."

    Make up your mind.

    P.S. I hope they shot the prick.

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    Perhaps ..... that is how the witness described the offender...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    ...35 years later, these pricks still can't make up their mind...
    And who are "these pricks"?

    PS: about 6 feet = about 180 cm

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    No one can explain Hitcher.
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    No one can explain Hitcher.
    He eats roots shoots and leaves.

    Edit: Sorry, I got that wrong. He doesnt eat roots shoots and leaves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badjelly View Post
    PS: about 6 feet = about 180 cm
    180 cubic metres? No wonder a bullet couldn't take him down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    180 cubic metres? No wonder a bullet couldn't take him down.
    no no no no NO!!! centimetres is cm....cubic metres is m3
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    no no no no NO!!! centimetres is cm....cubic metres is m3
    NO NO! M3 are tyres. Or BMWs.
    No wonder Finn's confused....
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    NO NO! M3 are tyres. Or BMWs.
    No wonder Finn's confused....
    What sort of measure is BMW?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skunk View Post
    What sort of measure is BMW?
    A financial measure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skunk View Post
    What sort of measure is BMW?
    No BMW is here on KB you all should know that
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    While I stand guilty of many crimes, I don't think that the inability of some parts of New Zealand society to embrace the metric system after more than 40 years is one of those.

    It starts with babies you know. All born in pounds and ounces. Women's corsetry also contributes to this malaise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    While I stand guilty of many crimes, I don't think that the inability of some parts of New Zealand society to embrace the metric system after more than 40 years is one of those.

    It starts with babies you know. All born in pounds and ounces. Women's corsetry also contributes to this malaise.
    Most babies now are "graded" in metric, but ah yes, the old 42DD.... (not me by the way) Imagine the tongues hanging out if a bra size was 106.68DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    No wonder Finn's confused....
    My 56 Plymouth had Finns.

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