Swine flu confirmed in New Zealand

[Hans]

In breaking news:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/heal...ases-confirmed

Here we go...

[PirateJafa]

Good thing I've got that zombie-proof bunker out back.

I'll see which of you guys are still alive 28 weeks later.

[EJK]

Yeeeha I'm gonna eat you up!

[Jantar]

Damn! Where did I put that tinfoil hat?

[Blackshear]

Good thing I've got that zombie-proof bunker out back.

I'll see which of you guys are still alive 28 weeks later.

It'll never work.
Some spineless wonder will come knocking and bashing on your door, and the lack of social interaction will make you open it. Zombies + om nom nom, the end.

Cue a sequel

[Mully]

Hmm, must stock up on storms and teacups. I seem to be running out.

[Ragingrob]

It'll never work.
Some spineless wonder will come knocking and bashing on your door, and the lack of social interaction will make you open it. Zombies + om nom nom, the end.

Cue a sequel

28 years later BlackShear emerges from his fireplace, thankful for his black shears that cut through so many million zombies to stay alive.

[Wiki Drifter]

Good thing I've got that zombie-proof bunker out back..

Yeah bro, I've already rigged the house up with UV flood lights.


hmmm.... actually that would only work against vampires... shit! Back to Mitre 10 tomorrow

[PirateJafa]

It'll never work.
Some spineless wonder will come knocking and bashing on your door, and the lack of social interaction will make you open it. Zombies + om nom nom, the end.

I have slightly over 4,000GB of procrastination before I feel the urge to react to a survivor outside.

And even then I'd only activate the webcam to record the ensuing brain-rape for future Youtube posterity.

28 years later BlackShear emerges from his fireplace, thankful for his black shears that cut through so many million zombies to stay alive.

Shears? You're thinking a bit small mate. That kind of thinking will get you eaten.

[Blackshear]

28 years later BlackShear emerges from his fireplace, thankful for his black shears that cut through so many million zombies to stay alive.

YUS! I am a main character! I would also most likely need a shave.

I have slightly over 4,000GB of procrastination before I feel the urge to react to a survivor outside.

And even then I'd only activate the webcam to record the ensuing brain-rape for future Youtube posterity.



Shears? You're thinking a bit small mate. That kind of thinking will get you eaten.

So, when can I come around and steal all of your movies and the like?
I have about 1TB of space ready for fillin'.

I feel internet slang would be useful should someone come -aknockin'.

"TITS, OR GTFO!"

[Ragingrob]

I have slightly over 4,000GB of procrastination before I feel the urge to react to a survivor outside.

And even then I'd only activate the webcam to record the ensuing brain-rape for future Youtube posterity.



Shears? You're thinking a bit small mate. That kind of thinking will get you eaten.

Ah... You obviously haven't heard the new lethal term "To cut one's body right off, leaving only their penis behind".

[Ragingrob]

YUS! I am a main character! I would also most likely need a shave.

You mean a shear

[PirateJafa]

YUS! I am a main character! I would also most likely need a shave.

S'long as you're not black. They always die first.

So, when can I come around and steal all of your movies and the like?
I have about 1TB of space ready for fillin'.

You have a Bandit, of course you can. PM or MSN me.

[Brian d marge]

yup I've just got it ! ..damn stuff leached through the Ethernet and Its either hay fever or swine flue ( my calls me a swine ,,,so I must have it )

Stephen

[Hans]

Standby to be PD'd