Don't piss off the Princess

[cc rider]

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess
happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was
once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss
from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move
into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my
clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so."

That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and
saying, "I don't THINK so."

[Beemer]

Is that joke just doing the rounds in Aus?

[Blatman]

heh heh! bad kitty!

[cc rider]

Is that joke just doing the rounds in Aus?

No, just from a cleanout of emails from 1998. Didn't want to air it out over here.
But if you think that's lame

Hiram answers the telephone, and it's an emergency room
doctor.

The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and
I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost
all use of both arms and both legs, and will be on a respirator
the rest of her life."

Hiram says, "My God. What's the good news?"

The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."