This was partially inspired by the thread on the concerns over poor riding gear (good topic kiwistorm!) and partially inspired by a conversation I had with a mate about stupid looking SUV's (sports utility vehicles) but more correctly known as UAV's (Urban Assualt Vehicles) given the way they are generally driven in metropolitan areas.
The reply I received from him following a tirade about Suzuki X90 UAV's (look 'em up on the web if you don't know what they are.. they're UGLY) and another particularly stupid looking peach UAV on Shortland St in Auckland was this....
*****************I think that there should be some kinda regulations on buying those things.
"So, sir, why would you like this mid range, 2nd hand, rugged as completely unpretentious SUV?"
"Well, I own a 25foot boat that I have to tow, I have a family of 6, and I live on a farm...."
"Congratulations... you're the new owner"
*next customer*
"And you Miss... why are you after a brand new not dirty and completely w*nk SUV
with more functions that you can ever hope to know how to work, and, I notice,
is an automatic which apperently does 0 - 100 in a reasonable 12.4 secs... but
has the torque of the average BMX powered by an 11 year old?"
"Well, my husband is really rich, I live in Remuera, and that b*tch from across
the street just got one, but it only cost $130,000, whcih is why I need this
$145,000 edition one... and in red to match my nails...."
"Uh, would you mind steeping a few paces to the left....... that's it.... one more..... thanks"
*pulls lever, Mr Burns style - trapdoor opens*
"AHHHHhhhhhhhhh......"
"Excellent"
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