How to clean the toilet

[Blatman]

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power-wash and rinse.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

[Kickaha]

Sounds to hard I think I will just get the girlfriend to do it

[Jantar]

It does work. Our dog assured us of this.

[Solly]

Gonna try that........I think the puss might like it....I know I will

[Solly]

It does work. Our dog assured us of this.

Small dog or large shitter???

[cc rider]

My pussy wouldn't like that.

[98tls]

That or stick the old girls head down there n flush.

[Marmoot]

It does work. Our dog assured us of this.

Tried it just now and only could get the head of my retriever in.
Am I supposed to cut it to small pieces or something?

[kevfromcoro]

Done that once with the GF... she had an epilectict fit one night.. so i chucked her in the bath. threw in some soap powder and all my dirty washing.
worked a treat.........

[cc rider]

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