Sex machine!

[Dave Lobster]

All we demand is intelligent jokes - this is apparently beyond the scope of 99% of motorcyclists...

That's not fun though. Try it on an american forum. It's like shooting cats in a barrel. Make an intelligent joke, and you spend five posts explaining the fucking thing. Even then, they don't get it. Saying that.. I can think of at least one moped forum from Pomgolia with the same affliction.

The fagnetos forum used to delete all my intelligent piss takes...

I can just picture you now. Stomping your Italian made leather shoes as you "Demand"! intelligent humour.

Heh heh... In a similar vein, I did laugh when a 130 year old bloke turned up on a coop and expected to get into the 'pre 79' enclosure at Kevin's shop.. to be told you're not welcome in here on that. Priceless..

[MisterD]

I can just picture you now. Stomping your Italian made leather shoes

Italian shoes? No, I don't wear Sidi, I wear Loake....

as you "Demand"! intelligent humour.

...intelligent as in not the same fucking tired crap we've been hearing since 1964...

[mattian]

...intelligent as in not the same fucking tired crap we've been hearing since 1964...

You're just too easy to rark up Mister D. Hook line and sinker........

[MisterD]

You're just too easy to rark up Mister D. Hook line and sinker........

*eyes rolled so far back he's looking at his own cerebral cotex*

[Dave Lobster]

Italian shoes? No, I don't wear Sidi,

I do. Oh fuck.. does this make me a homo?

[FJRider]

Just "2 strokes" and it will all be over.

honda riders...

[LBD]

So a Honda and a Suzuki and a Yamaha rider all walk into a bar together...

The barman looks at them and says "Whats this, some sort of a joke?"