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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    There is a lot more to this than KB justice.
    Certainly is - think about all the nipple stimulation riding on this thread alone

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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    I'd prefer it to be the cops' guns blazing and killing his sorry arse.Save a lot of tax payer dollars.
    That's what I was getting at!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    WTF. This is still going on!

    Police, army, STU , SAS!

    Hell yeah, send STU in there with their laser guns and ticket books.

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    If there is someone non-hostile occupying the premises as well as the fuckbag:

    Tell them we have a low orbital cannon on standby, and to show this fabled person or else. 30 minutes later, orbital cannon.


    If he's there by himself:

    Fucking shoot it till the cannon runs out of juice.
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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    ......riiiiiiight the "orbital cannon". Cos thats a real thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    ......riiiiiiight the "orbital cannon". Cos thats a real thing.
    It sure is.
    You don't believe in it?
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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    Fuck's sake - let's ring Chuck Norris while we are there!

    Didn't the shooting on the NW a while back teach you guys anything? Gee I wonder what lessons could be learned from that... hey here's one - high speed lead might be a bad thing in a built up area - let's not encourage it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    It sure is.
    You don't believe in it?
    Nah - just googled it. Think you're fulla shit and my nipples have gone flaccid

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    let's ring Chuck Norris while we are there!
    Nipples rock hard once again - well done that man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    It sure is.
    You don't believe in it?
    I do but it's ok because I have my protection hat on - they can't see me he he he!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by short-circuit View Post
    Nah - just googled it. Think you're fulla shit and my nipples have gone flaccid
    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    I do but it's ok because I have my protection hat on - they can't see me he he he!!!!!
    Fine then, bubble-busters.
    A tank with shitloads of reactive armour strapped on still sounds like a good idea.

    Or or some of those depleted uranuim rod things that fall on tanks from xxxxxfeet and killem.
    Hay guize can drive the tank?!
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    No doubt it is not easy. that's why we employ specially trained people to do it . At great expense. Who *aren't* doing it. Yea, I'm sure they are currently playing hopskotch and baking cakes right now in the middle east...

    Me, I'd have him sorted about 30 minutes after the howitzer arrived . Dead easy, actually. Point big gun, bloody BIG bang. Repeat as required. Sorted. -Then I can bust in screaming "Don't push it, don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe" and flex my juiced up massive biceps. And then we can turn the DVD player off
    Just my thoughts...

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    I Havnt read much on this thread ( Or KB as a whole for a while) but here is my take on this ..

    ok.. first .. cops.. did they or did they not serve a drug warrant while unarmed and clad in stab proof vests?.. sure .. its just for Pot, but where was the Police Intel unit on this one .. failed profiling and or shit intel..


    second .. this guy has already killed a cop.. what makes anyone think that this is going to be ending peacefully .. he officially has nothing to lose, and from the little bit ive seen on TV he fancies himself a hard man.. who happens to be good with explosives.


    they aint gonna take him alive



    and by the way ... for all of you who texted me last night wondering if it was me ... ..


    its not ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    - high speed lead might be a bad thing in a built up area - let's not encourage it
    depends .......
    Life is tough. It's tougher when you're stupid

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    what we have here . is a fail to communicate .some men you just can't reach .and thats what we have here today this guy could be the kiwi rambo . there is 1 other option to explore . send in the terminator

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