Little Girl
I thought some humour might be a welcome change................
A 10 year old little girl is walking along the road when a man on a motorcyle pulls up beside her......"hey little girl want to ride on my bike?"
"No go away"..she walks along the road a bit further. He pulls up again.
"I will give you $10 and a bag of lollies if you ride on my bike."
"No..go away" and she walks off.
He follows her and says "tell you what little girl, $50 and a bag of lollies if you ride on my bike."
She stops and says.............................................. ..................
"Look Dad you bought that BMW instead of the nice Buell. You go ride the f*^king thing yourself." 
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead
Do not walk ahead as I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me as the path is narrow
In fact FU*K off and leave me alone
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Originally Posted by 325rocket
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