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    Smile Happy Mothers Day!!

    Happy Mothers day to all the gorgeous KB mummies out there


    Before I was a Mum,
    I never tripped over toys
    or forgot words to a lullaby.
    I didn't worry whether or not
    my plants were poisonous.
    I never thought about immunizations.


    Before I was a Mum,
    I had never been puked on.
    Pooped on.
    Chewed on.
    Peed on.
    I had complete control of my mind
    and my thoughts.
    I slept all night.

    Before I was a Mum,
    I never held down a screaming child
    so doctors could do tests.
    Or give shots.
    I never looked into teary eyes and cried.
    I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin.
    I never sat up late hours at night
    watching a baby sleep.

    Before I was a Mum,
    I never held a sleeping baby just because
    I didn't want to put him down.
    I never felt my heart break into a million pieces
    when I couldn't stop the hurt.
    I never knew that something so small
    could affect my life so much.
    I never knew that I could love someone so much.
    I never knew I would love being a Mum.

    Before I was a Mum,
    I didn't know the feeling of
    having my heart outside my body..
    I didn't know how special it could feel
    to feed a hungry baby.
    I didn't know that bond
    between a mother and her child.
    I didn't know that something so small
    could make me feel so important and happy.

    Before I was a Mum,
    I had never gotten up in the middle of the night
    every 10 minutes to make sure all was okay.
    I had never known the warmth,
    the joy,
    the love,
    the heartache,
    the wonderment
    or the satisfaction of being a Mum...
    I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much,
    before I was a Mum .






    May you always be overwhelmed by the Grace of God rather than by the cares of life
    GET ON
    SIT DOWN
    SHUT UP
    HANG ON

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    Happy Mothers Day MUM!!!! Have a hangover....

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