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    Question What's a girl gotta do...?

    To find other riders of the female persuasion out there in her general local area (I mean, anything within a couple of hours basically) to go riding with ....

    I'm not looking for a girlfriend or anything, well I am looking for girl riding friends, but just a chick or 5 to go for a ride with for a coffee and a cigarette .... eventually just a coffee when I manage to give up!
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    Chesire Cat seems pretty cool. That's if she can get her bike to stop farting
    "Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death" - Hunter S. Thompson

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    Blah Cheshire Cat

    Never spoke to her ... think she's your friend! Lol
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    Just warming her up for ya!
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    Um ...

    I don't take sloppy seconds ...... haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mschvs View Post
    To find other riders of the female persuasion out there in her general local area (I mean, anything within a couple of hours basically) to go riding with ....

    I'm not looking for a girlfriend or anything, well I am looking for girl riding friends, but just a chick or 5 to go for a ride with for a coffee and a cigarette .... eventually just a coffee when I manage to give up!
    Hey!! I'm in rotorua! not too far away
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    Quote Originally Posted by NDORFN View Post
    Chesire Cat seems pretty cool. That's if she can get her bike to stop farting
    thanks....The farting isnt THAT bad.just not normal.....like me
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    Hair cut

    I'm thinking of cutting all my hair off and dying it ... say ... pink or purple or something ... think you could do that and make it look cool? If so, you can be my friend ..........









    I'm just joking ... but not about the haircut!! Lol
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    Friends ...

    I do like your banana ......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mschvs View Post
    I'm thinking of cutting all my hair off and dying it ... say ... pink or purple or something ... think you could do that and make it look cool? If so, you can be my friend ..........









    I'm just joking ... but not about the haircut!! Lol
    haha! ok! out there.
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    Cold Kiwi

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    ask in this thread, theres heaps of those women things here that putt around on motorcycles

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=24981

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mschvs View Post
    To find other riders of the female persuasion out there in her general local area (I mean, anything within a couple of hours basically) to go riding with ....
    Unit is just over the hill from yer. Unfortunatly I can't convince my girlfriend to pilot a bike again (too many crashes in her yoof).

    Quote Originally Posted by Mschvs View Post
    I'm not looking for a girlfriend or anything, well I am looking for girl riding
    Damn, this could have been a beautiful post
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    i would could and can, put a fat fuck down with a bit of brass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mschvs View Post
    I'm thinking of cutting all my hair off and dying it ... say ... pink or purple or something ...

    Why cut it off then dye it?
    Wouldn't it beneficial to dye it while its still on your head?

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    Collecting hair ...

    I dunno, maybe I just lke collecting coloured hair ... I still have my dreads ... somewhere!

    If anyone is keen to hook up for a ride, add me as a friend or something, then we can make some arrangements ... we're going a little off topic here!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mschvs View Post
    I'm thinking of cutting all my hair off and dying it ... say ... pink or purple or something ... think you could do that and make it look cool? If so, you can be my friend ..........









    I'm just joking ... but not about the haircut!! Lol
    Dyeing it would be safer.A necrotic scalp is not a good look.

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