BogOff-Cant you see I'm busy?
PRESS RELEASE: RENAULT & FORD MERGER
Renault & Ford are working together to build a small car. They are using the Renault Clio & the Ford Taurus as a basis for the new zippy responsive little car, the new model will be called “Clitaurus”. The car comes in Pink,or the rugged sport model in Purple. Both Models will come with exclusive fur lined dash,and self lubricating doors for easy entry and exit. Note: - Models assembled in Brazil will not offer the fur option.
“PHEW.....JUST MADE IT............................. UP"
Double shot!!
hehe, thats very good.
Steve
"I am a licenced motorcycle instructor, I agree with dangerousbastard, no point in repeating what he said."
"read what Steve says. He's right."
"What Steve said pretty much summed it up."
"I did axactly as you said and it worked...!!"
"Wow, Great advise there DB."
WTB: Hyosung bikes or going or not.
Sir Cumference
To be driven almost exclusively by women, as men won't be able to find it in the car-park...
Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)
Smarty pants... since ages ago
Monthly leaks of fluids could be a regular pain ...Originally Posted by Virago
When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
The instructions are simple...
I'm betting that the interior doesn't have that 'new leather' smell...
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
<- A new way to take a rubber!
Apparently for the gardening types, the boot can fit quite a bit of manure.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Well, that obviously comes from the ford area of production... They have been producing shit for decades!
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Hardcore Biker
Sounds like a cunt of an idea to me....
CNC Machining,Precision Engineering,Thermal Coatings/Metalization,
Msg me....
The instructions are simple...
I've been thinking about this. And I can't see what all the flap's about..
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Rider in training
That's the best joke I've read today!
Smarty pants... since ages ago
smells a bit fishy to me ...
When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
Grumpy Old Bastard
Trouble with small cars is you get stiff just thinking about getting in and out of them....
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
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