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    Renault & Ford merger

    PRESS RELEASE: RENAULT & FORD MERGER

    Renault & Ford are working together to build a small car. They are using the Renault Clio & the Ford Taurus as a basis for the new zippy responsive little car, the new model will be called “Clitaurus”. The car comes in Pink,or the rugged sport model in Purple. Both Models will come with exclusive fur lined dash,and self lubricating doors for easy entry and exit. Note: - Models assembled in Brazil will not offer the fur option.
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    hehe, thats very good.

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    To be driven almost exclusively by women, as men won't be able to find it in the car-park...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    To be driven almost exclusively by women, as men won't be able to find it in the car-park...
    Monthly leaks of fluids could be a regular pain ...
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    I'm betting that the interior doesn't have that 'new leather' smell...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Apparently for the gardening types, the boot can fit quite a bit of manure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by davebullet View Post
    the boot can fit quite a bit of manure.
    Well, that obviously comes from the ford area of production... They have been producing shit for decades!
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    Sounds like a cunt of an idea to me....
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    I've been thinking about this. And I can't see what all the flap's about..
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    I'm betting that the interior doesn't have that 'new leather' smell...
    smells a bit fishy to me ...
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