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    Confessions of a Hooker

    A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says 'Darling, as this is such a special
    occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession.

    Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years .


    The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says,


    'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few
    tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'


    She said 'I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales. .

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    Hahahahaha
    Arguing with an Engineer is like wrestling a pig in mud.

    After a while you realise the pig is enjoying it.

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    Haha. Very funny!

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