Grumpy Old Bastard
Subject: Coincidence?
Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but....
2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia
2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing
2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs around the globe.
Has any one else noticed this?
It gets worse........
next year......
2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Kiwi Sweets
Can just see it now, sales for vibrators are about to go through the roof!
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Hardcore Biker
ROFL! Personally, i reckon it's all a scam by pharmaceutical companies. 40 people die from the flu in NZ every year anyways. They produce a global hype and then all of a sudden offer a cure over the counter...hm...Pharmaceutical companies needs a monitoring agent.
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Grumpy Old Bastard
Damn right....Originally Posted by kunoichi
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Rasta Ratskins
Funny! I made up that joke but then realised it is year of the ox
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Slapper?
So they killed off a heap of birds, are currently killing plenty of pigs,does this mean in 2010 its time for the chinese to go?
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
Rest In Peace
Year of the cock,watch the pharmaceautical companies shares dive as the marketing gurus buy shares in eveready batteries.
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
Hardcore Biker
luckily because of the recession women are having more sex with men because they cant afford the batteries. go the recession! down with year of the cock flu
Luck is when oportunity and preparation meet
Just a Dog
Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but....
2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates
parts of Asia
2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates
Australian racing
2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds
of pigs around the globe.
Has any one else noticed this???!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It gets worse........
next year......
2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Hardcore Biker
2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?
Ya dick wakes up crowing at 5am every morning!
Psyclepath
Except that 2009 is the year of the Ox...sorry.
Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.
BogOff-Cant you see I'm busy?
Oops! Same shit different name.
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...with the number of dicks in KB - I think so...!
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Comfortably numb
Cute, except...
2007 was Pig, 2008 was Rat, 2009 is Ox and 2010 will be Tiger
BogOff-Cant you see I'm busy?
I didn't realise bullshit wasn't allowedCute, except...
2007 was Pig, 2008 was Rat, 2009 is Ox and 2010 will be Tiger
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