Oopsie, s***t myself on the way home...

[rosie631]

Too. Much. Information.

Exactly what I was thinking.

[scumdog]

Thanks for sharing, I guess.

*walks off, shaking head*

As 'e sed.

One can only hope your bike control is a tad better than your sphincter control

[MadDuck]

I am just waiting for the post from a KBer... "Slid on something brown and smelly on Abbots way on the way home from work"

[YellowDog]

Not a story to get the girls banging your door down for a date.

Good luck for the morning.

Don't forget to put the toilet paper in the fridge before you go to bed.

[6ft5]

Exactly what I was thinking.

what she said

[short-circuit]

Still reckon more shit comes out your mouth (or fingers onto keyboard).

Maybe your arse is just trying to catch up

[rosie631]

Not a story to get the girls banging your door down for a date.

Ain't that the truth lol. Altho, we apparently like guys that make us laugh, so he has that going for him.

[blairh]

what she said

What they both said. hehehe...

[cc rider]

'Colonoscopy. What's all the fuss about." he says.

[Fatt Max]

Still reckon more shit comes out your mouth (or fingers onto keyboard).

Maybe your arse is just trying to catch up

...lol, an excellent observation sir..

[McDuck]

Umm why???

[Fatt Max]

Umm why???

Just thought it was funny really

[sels1]

jus hang on there Bill...i'm a frikkin irishman...

least half irish....

...and half redneck

Aha....that explains soo much!

Max's story sounds better if you read it with a Billy Connelly accent

[MSTRS:Me]

But if your tum tum is as big as you claim...how the hell you going to reach round and shove a cork up your arse

FatMax and Reacharound should not be mentioned together. I have been seriously disturbed by that mental image, you evil woman...

[Oakie]

Ahh FatMax. Your posts are compulsary reading and my heart beats a little faster whenever I see a new thread of yours. Thank you.