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  1. 17th May 2009, 08:51 #1
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    Grammar Police

    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?


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    There is an entrance examination for the BDOTGNZA.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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    I'll piss through any exam - no sweat!
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    grama polic haha who r theay???
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    I'll piss through any exam - no sweat!
    I'll forgive the mental image and hyphen simply for spelling "sweat" correctly.

    I've been left confounded by people complaining about the Police then exclaiming the that "pigs made them sweet".

    Alternatively, something that is being described as easy is often documented as being "no sweet". No fucking lollies either chum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    There is an entrance examination for the BDOTGNZA.
    what is the BDOTGNZA an acronym for?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos View Post
    what is the BDOTGNZA an acronym for?
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/wiki/inde...iker_Lexicon#B
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post

    I've been left confounded by people complaining about the Police then exclaiming the that "pigs made them sweet".
    Please explain the grammatical correctness of that bit then dear Sir...

    I do agree re the confusion of sweat and sweet...
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    Please explain the grammatical correctness of that bit then dear Sir...
    Transposed words noted. First exam question passed. I sincerely hope there is no "pissing through" going on.
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