Bloke sitting watching telly at home one night, hears a loud screech of brakes outside.
He opens the door and looks out, it's pitch black...
Next thing he hears a voice say "oi mate, gissa push"
He looks along his driveway but see's nothing.
Next thing, the voice again says "oi mate, gissa push, gissa push"
He walks up the drive to the street, but there is no sign of anyone
The voice again pipes up, this time sounding urgent
"Oi mate, gissa push, I really need a push"
"ok, ok", exclaims the man, "but its pitch black, I cant see anything, where are you?"
"I'm over here", says the voice, "On your swing....."
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