Giving FatMax a run for his money...

[SARGE]

Fatmax is the king of implausible stories,

i thought you'd shit yourself ...

[retro asian]

Fatmax is the king of implausible stories, Asian's shitting in helmets for me is the stand out.

Okay, my story...

I went to a meeting with my web guys last night, in deepest darkest Albania

Next time you're in Albania, come over to my place (it's at the end of the big straight)... I'll gladly take a shit in your helmet for you!!

[Pedrostt500]

Wheres the mention of PIES!.

[Fatt Max]

That, my friend, is a classic. I drop to my knees in celebration of such greatness mate, a great story. Nice to see you followed up and spotted the geezer getting a large up from the chick, priceless.

See, these things happen when you least expect them...my money is well and truly run dude, bling on the way........