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    Remember when I said I wanted a two seater bike?

    Well, I now need a sidecar........went to the doctors this morning & it's confirmed, I knocked my misses up


    Neither of us have kids but both keen as mustard on them. She was told a few years ago that it was a 1 in a 100,000 chance that she could fall pregnant, IVF with her previous partner etc. She then meets me & BAM!!!


    MY SPERM ROCKS!!!


    Just when I thought life couldn't get any better, it just did WooT WooT!!!
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    Congrats. Time to change your KB name to "Strong Swimmers"
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    Well thats gone and farked the lifestyle up good and proper

    Well done that man
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    Its all in the delivery.

    Great news, great post.

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    So she hasn't uttered the dreaded words yet then?
    "sell the bike and get a car"
    lucky man, hold on to that one.
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    Congratulations Boob - and to your Lady, well done !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lias View Post
    Congrats. Time to change your KB name to "Strong Swimmers"
    Indeed!, feeling particularly manly today for some reason, might have to go do some manly things like light a fire or saw a plank of wood in half

    Quote Originally Posted by jim.cox View Post
    Well thats gone and farked the lifestyle up good and proper

    Well done that man
    lol yep but prefer to view this as "changed for the better"


    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    Its all in the delivery.

    Great news, great post.
    Ha ha, thanks mate


    Quote Originally Posted by Dealer View Post
    So she hasn't uttered the dreaded words yet then?
    "sell the bike and get a car"
    lucky man, hold on to that one.
    Na she hasn't, she actually told me NOT to sell the bike

    And her mum wants to come for a ride as well lol. Will have to be VERY well behaved for that one
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    You breeding is about as wanted as me breeding.

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    you poor bugger..........







    That it took ya so long, its the best thing i (suppose we)ever did.

    congrats..there goes ALOT of ya free time....
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    Quote Originally Posted by shafty View Post
    Congratulations Boob - and to your Lady, well done !!
    Thanks Shafty

    Feeling rather chuffed with my sperm right now
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    Congrats!

    Another potential rider in the making!
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    Anyone else get the feeling skidmark is just bitter because the best part of him ran down the crack of his mums ass?
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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    You breeding is about as wanted as me breeding.
    lol I seriously doubt that Mark


    ps: you'll be a good dad when you grow up




    Quote Originally Posted by nallac View Post
    you poor bugger..........







    That it took ya so long, its the best thing i (suppose we) ever did.

    congrats..there goes ALOT of ya free time....
    Ha ha, yep a lot less free time for sure but worth every minute of it if it means swapping it for this
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lias View Post
    Anyone else get the feeling skidmark is just bitter because the best part of him ran down the crack of his mums ass?

    Isn't that where 90% of kb'ers get thier riding "skill"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boob Johnson View Post
    lol I seriously doubt that Mark


    ps: you'll be a good dad when you grow up

    But i dont wanna grow up i wanna stay in never never have a license land forever.

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