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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasievil View Post
    I could be keen for a gander at what you all get up to, can someone text me the plan.................fuck might have to get some gear tho I guess anyne know where I can get some leather pants ?

    Cheers
    Don't you already have pants with the holes cut out in the but?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leyton View Post
    I am cleaning my bike on Saturday and I do not want to get it wet on Sunday. Ironic huh ? :P
    You do know that after you clean your bike you could possibly buy a vacuum sealed glass case for it... and it will probably never get dirty or wet ever again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spazm View Post
    You do know that after you clean your bike you could possibly buy a vacuum sealed glass case for it... and it will probably never get dirty or wet ever again
    Or even bubble wrap it and that will stop scratches too!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasievil View Post
    I could be keen for a gander at what you all get up to, can someone text me the plan.................fuck might have to get some gear tho I guess anyne know where I can get some leather pants ?

    Cheers
    i can sell ya some top quality 1tonne ones

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasievil View Post
    I could be keen for a gander at what you all get up to, can someone text me the plan.................fuck might have to get some gear tho I guess anyne know where I can get some leather pants ?

    Cheers
    Likewise moi as I've never been on a 'laxed out ride'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ckai View Post
    Isn't is supposed to be raining this weekend? I've just cleaned and covered my bike. I can't get it dirty again!

    Also I melt in the rain.
    Quote Originally Posted by Leyton View Post
    I am cleaning my bike on Saturday and I do not want to get it wet on Sunday. Ironic huh ? :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by mister.koz View Post
    Don't you already have pants with the holes cut out in the but?
    Bugger you bet me too it. But I thought you borrowed those pants and "dirtied" them?

    Quote Originally Posted by Spazm View Post
    You do know that after you clean your bike you could possibly buy a vacuum sealed glass case for it... and it will probably never get dirty or wet ever again
    Na man, those big plastic bag things that you blow up around your car or bike. It's like the Bubble Boy. Shit that movie is funny.

    Quote Originally Posted by Murray View Post
    Or even bubble wrap it and that will stop scratches too!!!
    I see the common use of bubble lately. I like your style

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murray View Post
    Or even bubble wrap it and that will stop scratches too!!!
    Good call... a little bit of bubble wrap and a load of packing tape and we're away

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    Quote Originally Posted by ckai View Post
    Na man, those big plastic bag things that you blow up around your car or bike. It's like the Bubble Boy. Shit that movie is funny
    Mmmm ??? i must watch that movie..
    is it anything like 'Bad Boy Bubby' ?? that reminds me... his cat wrapped up in cling film... LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    i can sell ya some top quality 1tonne ones
    Got some already, and no thanks
    Ive run out of fucks to give

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murray View Post
    Or even bubble wrap it and that will stop scratches too!!!
    Thats on my list of things to do for the house move.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasievil View Post
    I could be keen for a gander at what you all get up to, can someone text me the plan.................fuck might have to get some gear tho I guess anyne know where I can get some leather pants ?

    Cheers
    don't you have some sort of white power ranger/batman suit?
    You can ride a motorcycle any time of the month

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    Thumbs up on topic - what topic

    Is this thread gonna get back on to some kind of useful topic any time soon!

    Too much wanking going on - me thinks

    We could discuss something relevant like;
    Where's the best place to get your bike tuned in Hamilton?
    where would you get braided brake lines from in Hamilton?
    Why does Insomnia wear a red baron hat?
    Do you think we should ban Ian from riding his Blatt Blatt within half a kilometer from any of us, so he doesn't damage our ear drums?
    Is it wrong to run over stupid little fluffy white dogs?
    Lifes Just one big ride - buckle up or hang on

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    Quote Originally Posted by smoky View Post
    Is it wrong to run over stupid little fluffy white dogs?
    Definitely NOT! Indeed it is a biker's solemn duty so to do...
    . “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis

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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    Definitely NOT! Indeed it is a biker's solemn duty so to do...
    Exactly !! ... what he said..

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