Laxed out rides

[mister.koz]

if you guys are lucky i will bring the ducati this sunday, or the R-Spec jog

Go the jog

[carver]

Go the jog

the R spec is finished.

[smoky]

This is interesting look over in the Survival Skills forum
Perception test

signs 16/20 - couple I didn't know
Accident 18/20 - a bit difficult with the lane staff being the wrong side

[Leyton]

I got 10/10 for the signs And 15/20 for the other one, Hard working backwards on yanky roads

[smoky]

I reckon our roads would be safer if we took all the road signs down (including road names)
No one would get distracted reading them
Everyone would feel a bit lost and be paying far more attention to the road ahead
You would have to approach every intersection with caution to see if you had the right of way
there may be less accidents - and I bet there'd be more fights to watch

[mister.koz]

I reckon our roads would be safer if we took all the road signs down (including road names)
No one would get distracted reading them
Everyone would feel a bit lost and be paying far more attention to the road ahead
You would have to approach every intersection with caution to see if you had the right of way
there may be less accidents - and I bet there'd be more fights to watch

I quite liked the suggestion made somewhere that all drivers must ride a 50cc scooter for 6 months before getting their licence

[Leyton]

Haha 50cc I like that!

I vote Koz and Smokey for Minister of Transport.

[mister.koz]

Haha 50cc I like that!

I vote Koz and Smokey for Minister of Transport.

Definately we can claim gas, tires (YAY!), parking and usage of our houses as a ligament expense of doing work. (while parking on the footpath)

We could go on long trips for days on end to "make sure everyone's doing their part to look after the roads"

I like the sound of that!

[smoky]

Haha 50cc I like that!

I vote Koz and Smokey for Minister of Transport.

As the Minister of Transport for KB I would kick all those huge road buggering trucks off the road - any load over 5 tons would have to have a permit to be on the road - to get the permit they would have to prove that the load couldn't go by rail or ship first, or be broken down to seperate 5 ton loads.
they stuff up our road surfaces, corrugate up hill corners, create congestion of stupid plonkers who are too scared to over take, then they pull out and try to over take each other and use up all the double lanes.

then we could tell the Police to stop pulling people over for stupid infringements and target people who drive too slowly and don't pull over to the left, fine people who buy really cool cars and then drive like Grandad Walton, and we could get rid of the noise restriction on exhausts (just for Ian blat blat)

[mister.koz]

As the Minister of Transport for KB I would kick all those huge road buggering trucks off the road - any load over 5 tons would have to have a permit to be on the road - to get the permit they would have to prove that the load couldn't go by rail or ship first, or be broken down to seperate 5 ton loads.
they stuff up our road surfaces, corrugate up hill corners, create congestion of stupid plonkers who are too scared to over take, then they pull out and try to over take each other and use up all the double lanes.

then we could tell the Police to stop pulling people over for stupid infringements and target people who drive too slowly and don't pull over to the left, fine people who buy really cool cars and then drive like Grandad Walton, and we could get rid of the noise restriction on exhausts (just for Ian blat blat)

i could be your secretaries slave - it would work

Also trains must be electric and i want a satelite controlled grid - hello trainset. Oh and we would need jets... yes nice jets.

And lazyboys too. (bad back you know)

[Leyton]

Can I apply for tea boy and have the same perks ?, I would also like to be able to park on the footpath.

Oh and trains have to give away to motorbikes. Not sure why, but hey! This is govt decision level stuff.

[mister.koz]

Can I apply for tea boy and have the same perks ?, I would also like to be able to park on the footpath.

Oh and trains have to give away to motorbikes. Not sure why, but hey! This is govt decision level stuff.

Definitely but we would of course pass a new law that states "Leyton cannot wear a pink shirt"

[Leyton]

Definitely but we would of course pass a new law that states "Leyton cannot wear a pink shirt"

LOL I got in many a sack with girls that day... that's no bull too. So clearly the pink shirt helps! To bad it was just a sack race

Oh for the story.... I was away on the day of team choosing at tech for the end of year function, I ended up in the girls team Their colour was pink!

[smoky]

Oh for the story.... I was away on the day of team choosing at tech for the end of year function, I ended up in the girls team Their colour was pink!

I think we should start a 'get Leyton laid' campaign - he really could do with a blow job to man him up a bit (not from you carver, he's not gay - he's a lesbian now).

Murray looks like a likely chap to know of some random bird hanging around the hotel, so come on Muza, hook the lad up for us

[slofox]

You can give me the contract for booze supply ifn ya like....paid for by the taxpayer of COURSE!