After a hardy rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets, a young mother watched her two little boys, through the kitchen window, playing in a puddle. The older of the two, a 5year old lad, grabbed his sibling by the back of his head and shoved his face into the waterhole. As the boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother runs into the street in a panic. ‘why on earth did you do that to your little brother?’ she asks as she shook the older boy in anger. ‘we were playing “Church” Mummy’ he said, ‘and I was just baptizing him .....in the name of the Father,... the son,... and in the hole he goes’...


I'll get my hat