those frigen welly lads n girl and WT

[dangerous]

Well time had come to kick the Trashe's arse along with Deano, flame and Haydons out of town.... it was up to myself, Kickaha, Manuboy and Deisel Pig to do so, this meant escorting them to Kaikoura just to be sure they left town.

Well some bright spark mentioned that the Inland rd would be worth a run.... but I said 'na you will be pushing it to catch the ferry'..... No worries they said, I then mentioned that we wont all make it on a tank of gas and theres no servos inland.... No worries they said, I said 'But' they said get on ya bike D.

So inland via the Leader rd (1st pic and 2nd pic) it was, were as you guys can see the view was sweet. On into Waiau (3rd pic) Then the Kaikoura inland rd it was, bloody awesome ride that one. I was leading as I had used the rd before but never in this direction so maintaining a reasonable speed was hard work when ya dont no whats round the corner rd works, a sheep, cow shit and single lane bridges... but well worth the effort great views in all.

Well things did take a bit longer than expected so time was becomming a concern but we were nearly there....... well most of us were nearly there..... someone was missing....... were was the VTR of Deano's??? (4th pic)
Manuboy rocks up and says 'hes back there ..... out of fuel' well duh dident I say that at the begining...LOL now time is really being pushed.

Anyway into Kaikoura for a coke bottle of fuel... just 1 bottle tho, Haydon ran it back out to Deano... moments later they rocked up... sweet see you Guys later.... get them sorry assed buts back to Wellington.

Thats all people and thats just how it was too..... dont believe any idle gossip or anything heard on the grap vine for christ sakes

[Kickaha]

Yeah a great days ride but a few important details have been left out as not one but TWO Hondas ran out of gas

As we left the Inland road and turned towards Kaikoura some other Honda rider stops on the side of the road and as I pull alongside indicates he's run out of gas

He lies the bike over to get the last of the gas to slosh over to the tap from the other side of the tank and carries on for another few hundred metres when it dies again

He rips off his radar detector and hitches a ride on the back of the mighty XJ,I immediately start to doubt the wisdom of this course of action when he reaches around and starts to grope me and play with my chest now I have no objection to having the odd female give me this treatment but getting it from Dangerous just confims to me his sexual orientation and makes me ride just that bit faster (despite being on reserve myself) just so I can get rid of the bastard

We pull into the Kaikoura Caltex and I hastily put some space between us before he asks for a kiss goodbye

Manuboy(who obviously has no objection to being groped by Dangerous ) runs him back out as I'm still to shaken by the experience and trying to compose myself and not long after they arrive back with Manuboy grinning from ear to ear(makes you wonder what they got up to) and from then on I always try and keep at least one bike or person between us

[Sensei]

What happend with the ride between WhiteTrash & Aaron ??
SENSEI

[dangerous]

LMFAO.............. shit you are full of it mate.... I would never ran out of fuel, that would just be silly...... next you will be saying it was my idea to go the inland rd.

BTW..... Manu screemed like a girl when I grabed his tit, were as you yelled "little higher... too the right...... now down a bit....... ohhhhhhhhhh yehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[dangerous]

What happend with the ride between WhiteTrash & Aaron ??
SENSEI

go here http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=9963

[manuboy]

You's fullas have it all wrong. The bottom line is.. class is Class. WT came to town with the welly crew and ran R1 outta track, ran Deano outta gas with his dodgy route planning (nice to see he didn't stop for his mates... just kept cruisin eh), and almost ran outta time to make the ferry.

But he's got a great ass. I should know, i followed it for 200km+. And i can say that, cos i'm ghey. How do i know? WT told me. "Anybody who rides an sv is ghey". Sweet as. Wish i'd been told sooner tho. B4 buying the house and getting engaged would have been sweet.

Highlight of the day was swapping bikes with Kickaha, WT was right. Sv's are ghey, the mighty xj(?)550 is where its at. Hard to cope with that sort of power. Obviously the speedo cable didn't......

Them welly fulla's sure can ride tho... not soley cos of speed - more cos i never saw them do a dodgy piece of riding the whole day (unlike myself)...

[dangerous]

Highlight of the day was swapping bikes with Kickaha, WT was right. Sv's are ghey

So does that now mean Kickaha is gay? would kinda explain why he followed me one foot off my ass back to Greta vally

Great posts you two, they cracked me up

[White trash]

You are guys are a barrel of fucken laughs, no doubt about it.

There's no point in being chivelrous, we all know it was Flames stupid bloody idea to do the inland route.

I distinctly remember her saying D should get some shots of the chickys sunbathing too.

Upside though, you can make it from Kaikoura to Picton in 1 hour 10 minutes if you put your mind to it.

[Hitcher]

Upside though, you can make it from Kaikoura to Picton in 1 hour 10 minutes if you put your mind to it.

Hmmm. Maybe not on Friday. The boys in the Pretty Chequered Cars were out in force and a couple were parked in a couple of pretty sneaky places too. Two biker guys we met in Picton had copped a $300 and a $600 fine. The $600 fine was struck by negotiation, apparently, as the rider was a Pom and was off back to Pomgolia this week.

[Deano]

What are SP-1's like on fuel you ask ? Bloody great, they love the stuff.

Thanks for the escort and putting on some good weather guys. Ruapuna is the shiz - Manfeild just won't be the same anymore.

[Kickaha]

So does that now mean Kickaha is gay? would kinda explain why he followed me one foot off my ass back to Greta vally

Great posts you two, they cracked me up

I don't think i rode it long enough to catch Manuboys "ghey" disease and I'd hate to have to dress like he does

It does perch your arse up in the air like you're just about to get it from behind,must be why Manuboy always walks bowlegged or was that just from the ride he gave Dangerous?

[manuboy]

What are SP-1's like on fuel you ask ? Bloody great, they love the stuff.

Thanks for the escort and putting on some good weather guys. Ruapuna is the shiz - Manfeild just won't be the same anymore.

Ya welcome, any xcuse for a burn... specially down those roads.

Can't wait to get to the training day on Wednesday! sweeeeeeeeeeet

[dangerous]

You are guys are a barrel of fucken laughs, no doubt about it.

There's no point in being chivelrous, we all know it was Flames stupid bloody idea to do the inland route.

I distinctly remember her saying D should get some shots of the chickys sunbathing too.

Upside though, you can make it from Kaikoura to Picton in 1 hour 10 minutes if you put your mind to it.

LOL.... yeah ya only have to look at Manu or Kick and ya crack up laughing aye

No WT, I cant have Flame taking the heat for me..... I wanted that pic, I kept the zoomed in copy for myself mind you
As for the extened route and the fuel suituation you guys have to relise that Deano's and my VTR's have a price to pay for the huge horse power out put........ naaa I'm doing it again... I fucked up aye, LOL ran us out a gas ........ so to
CSL, Madduck and K14.... who couldent resist the smart arsed txt's withthin the 1st hr of getting home all i can say is some prick has a big mouth.

That is one impressive time 70min's....... hell you lot dident listen to a word I said bout the coppers and a slipery rd on the coast line now did ya's

What are SP-1's like on fuel you ask ?
Thanks for the escort and putting on some good weather guys. Ruapuna is the shiz - Manfeild just won't be the same anymore.

Ohhhhh bout 6k less than a Storm
no worries man, all just a warm up for next time aye