Pepperoni salami

**slofox** · 24th April 2010, 12:40

Ate a whole pack of a really mean pepperoni salami last night...

Seems I shoulda put the dunny paper in the freezer overnight...oh, and and left a gas mask in there as well...

**mattian** · 24th April 2010, 12:47

yep. that will do it to ya.... that, and too much chilly has a similar effect.

**slofox** · 24th April 2010, 13:08

Originally Posted by mattian

yep. that will do it to ya.... that, and too much chilly has a similar effect.

I once had a reeaaallllly bad experience with chilli...

Was preparing some jalapeno for a dish - removing seeds, chopping up etc. With my hands.

Needed to go pee. Which I did without washing hands first.

BAD move...

All was well for a few minutes afterwards. Then a certain warmth became apparent in the nether regions. Which quickly built to an inferno - me friggin willy was aflame!

Whipped into the bathroom to try and wash the thing down but it was too late. Nothing worked. By now I was pretty well incapacitated - just kept getting worse and worse...

Didn't want to have to go to a doc - how embarrassing would that be...

Ended up under a cold shower for about three quarters of an hour.

Next time I did chilli, I wore plastic gloves...

**Bren** · 24th April 2010, 15:24

Three words, TOO MUCH INFO...I like you but not enough to know about your bowel movements...

**crazyhorse** · 24th April 2010, 15:56

OMG - that is so funny, but not really. .....

**mashman** · 24th April 2010, 16:01

Originally Posted by slofox

Ate a whole pack of a really mean pepperoni salami last night...

I used to like the peppercorn peperoni salami from Fazzi's back in the UK... whaaa that was good shit

**Fatt Max** · 24th April 2010, 16:02

Originally Posted by slofox

I once had a reeaaallllly bad experience with chilli...

Was preparing some jalapeno for a dish - removing seeds, chopping up etc. With my hands.

Needed to go pee. Which I did without washing hands first.

BAD move...

All was well for a few minutes afterwards. Then a certain warmth became apparent in the nether regions. Which quickly built to an inferno - me friggin willy was aflame!

Whipped into the bathroom to try and wash the thing down but it was too late. Nothing worked. By now I was pretty well incapacitated - just kept getting worse and worse...

Didn't want to have to go to a doc - how embarrassing would that be...

Ended up under a cold shower for about three quarters of an hour.

Next time I did chilli, I wore plastic gloves...

Classic chilli on the willy moment....well done mate.

Never, EVER get a chilli seed caught in your jap eye.....

Also, never ever wipe your nuts with the same towel you used to get excess deep heat off your leg

Well done Slo, a man after me own heart.......

**Edbear** · 24th April 2010, 19:24

Originally Posted by crazyhorse

OMG - that is so funny, but not really. .....

Yes it is!

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Classic chilli on the willy moment....well done mate.

Never, EVER get a chilli seed caught in your jap eye.....

Also, never ever wipe your nuts with the same towel you used to get excess deep heat off your leg

Well done Slo, a man after me own heart.......

Shouldn't this be in the DAMHIK thread..?

**BiK3RChiK** · 25th April 2010, 08:31

If you have high blood cholesterol, eating salami is a no-no; and a whole bunch of other yummy foods........ darnit!

**Ratti** · 25th April 2010, 18:24

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Classic chilli on the willy moment....well done mate.

Never, EVER get a chilli seed caught in your jap eye.....

Also, never ever wipe your nuts with the same towel you used to get excess deep heat off your leg

Well done Slo, a man after me own heart.......

and dont put mentholated back rub stuff on your vibrator by mistake

**Pixie** · 26th April 2010, 09:17

Originally Posted by slofox

I once had a reeaaallllly bad experience with chilli...

Was preparing some jalapeno for a dish - removing seeds, chopping up etc. With my hands.

Needed to go pee. Which I did without washing hands first.

BAD move...

All was well for a few minutes afterwards. Then a certain warmth became apparent in the nether regions. Which quickly built to an inferno - me friggin willy was aflame!

Whipped into the bathroom to try and wash the thing down but it was too late. Nothing worked. By now I was pretty well incapacitated - just kept getting worse and worse...

Didn't want to have to go to a doc - how embarrassing would that be...

Ended up under a cold shower for about three quarters of an hour.

Next time I did chilli, I wore plastic gloves...

For next time: capsaicin is oil/fat soluble,so trying to wash it off with water is ineffective.You're better off using lard ,vegetable oil,vaseline etc.

**Lilly2w** · 26th April 2010, 09:29

Originally Posted by Pixie

For next time: capsaicin is oil/fat soluble,so trying to wash it off with water is ineffective.You're better off using lard ,vegetable oil,vaseline etc.

"honey! quick you've got to help me, rub this lard on my knob!"

**slofox** · 26th April 2010, 10:32

Originally Posted by Pixie

For next time: capsaicin is oil/fat soluble,so trying to wash it off with water is ineffective.You're better off using lard ,vegetable oil,vaseline etc.

Ain't gunna be no bloody next time mate!

Good info though...course using such substances could lead to odd results...