Ten million dollars in your account?

**skidMark** · 21st May 2009, 16:48

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

LOL - or viewed from another angle... anyone who has that kind of cash to transfer between accounts..

1) Is really going to want it back
2) Is really capable of making my life a living life hell until they get it back

The "grab it and fuck off" response is a good one but umm... I'm following kiwifruit ont his one. There's a good chance you'll get something out of it if you play your cards right - but first establish the cards you've been dealt.

Go directly to your legal advice team, do not stop for anyone!

Not even purdy blue n reds?

**007XX** · 21st May 2009, 16:53

$10 mil buys you a fair chunk of plastic surgery and possibly a new identity...

Sorry, watched the Jackal again not so long ago.

**LBD** · 21st May 2009, 17:01

Give it back less a commission fee.

**skidMark** · 21st May 2009, 17:01

Originally Posted by 007XX

$10 mil buys you a fair chunk of plastic surgery and possibly a new identity...

Sorry, watched the Jackal again not so long ago.

Nah hunny you are sorted for at least another 10 years ya arn't bad for an old duck

**007XX** · 21st May 2009, 17:05

Originally Posted by skidMark

Nah hunny you are sorted for at least another 10 years ya arn't bad for an old duck

I guess in your case it's just a matter of a heavy duty acne treatment eh? Nowhere near as expensive...

**skidMark** · 21st May 2009, 17:09

Originally Posted by 007XX

I guess in your case it's just a matter of a heavy duty acne treatment eh? Nowhere near as expensive...

That was actually a disguised compliment you daft women.

If you think comments about my acne actually offend me you have way too much spare time.

**Skyryder** · 21st May 2009, 17:10

Unless you know what you are doing it pretty hard to disappear.

Ronny Biggs tried it....................and failed.

Skyryder

**SARGE** · 21st May 2009, 17:10

Originally Posted by slofox

If Westpac put ten mill into your account by mistake, would you draw it out and piss off quick? Or would you give it all back...(you liar!)

Thinking about it, I'd probably give it back, but I'd charge them, say, 10% interest for "use of my facilities"...!

2 words .....

see ya

i'd move to Bolivia and call myself Mario

**007XX** · 21st May 2009, 17:15

Originally Posted by skidMark

That was actually a disguised compliment you daft women.

If you think comments about my acne actually offend me you have way too much spare time.

Easy puppy...can't you take a bit of cheek, as in

?

You losing your sense of humour sweetheart? That's not like you...anyway, thank you I guess and Quack, Quack.

**Indiana_Jones** · 21st May 2009, 17:15

Take the money and run!

-Indy

**slofox** · 21st May 2009, 17:26

Lotsa years ago, when money was worth a lot more than it is now, we found someone's paypacket on the footpath. Now this was the ideal chance to piss off quick and spend up large - nobody would ever have known...
So did we spend it? No, of course not. We handed it in to the local constabulary and it was duly returned to the rightful owner. Who was grateful enough to give us two bottles of wine. And spend her returned pay on a holiday in Australia, which was what she had been saving for...waddaya think of that then?

**Strike** · 21st May 2009, 17:30

Is is really even a choice...

**ynot slow** · 21st May 2009, 17:38

If they did it then maybe ask them for 2 days interest,afterall most internet transactions take a day or so,i.e money removed from your bank,goes into banks slush fund then deposited into payees account next day or so.

The other thing is if you managed to transfer the funds no point coming back to good ol NZ,say by by family,friends,but then again if you got away with it you can fly family etc to you hehe or not.

The reason these guys scarpered was they were from overseas,they probably have no family here and never want to return,transfer funds and flee,Asian countries a pretty close travel wise for these people.

**munterk6** · 21st May 2009, 18:01

Aaaaaaaaahh...reality check people...
Its not 'yours' to give back, never was, never will be!
Contact the bank and ask them "WTF????????"
To steal it would be a very very serious crime and you would be hunted BIG TIME!!!

unless of course you already had a swiss bank acc. etc etc

These two asians that did the runner are being hunted by Interpol as we speak. Imagine having to watch your back every moment of every day for a long long time...bugger that

**slofox** · 21st May 2009, 18:05

Just before all this gets too serious, I did have my tongue in the ole cheek when I posted this poll...I don't expect serious answers here y'know...but it sure would be nice to scarper with the loot wouldn't it...?

What's biking like in Bolivia anyway?