Day two : That’s a very pretty bit of sea
Day twelve : Ooh look at that sky
Day twenty : Did I leave the iron on?
Day thirty : I think I’ll grow a beard
Day forty : Am I mental?
Day fifty : No, I’m not mental, I’m a pirate, I’m a pirate, I’m a pirate, I’m a pirate
Day sixty : The fish are staring at me – bad fish