Someone using my identity got caught speeding over the weekend. Bastard!
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Someone using my identity got caught speeding over the weekend. Bastard!
Grumpy Old Bastard
Ahhhh ya gotta watch it - them identititty thieves are all out ta getcha...but i gottem fooooooled I have - every day I change all my details by deeeed poll - once a day, in the morning...and then every afternoon I get a total reconstruction of my face and body at the plastic sturgeon's place...costs a bit, but its woooorth it to protect my fortune of $26.58 in the bank...
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She'd have to be dead not to notice MDU's fascination with the opposite sex.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
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Omigod. I'm still here. I was expecting to have had my identity stolen by now.
Perhaps it's impossible to steal the identity of a cliched Internet meme.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
KB Chief Cat Herder
I'd love to see someone try and steal the identity Mental Trousers. After all, what sort of idiot would come up with a name like that to start with.
This site has a policy of allowing people to choose. You can choose whether or not you want to put real details out there. Doing so is among the most thoughtless and stupid things anyone could do on the internet, but they're allowed to do it and nobody is going to stop them.
Trying to stupid proof kb is setting an impossible goal.
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
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meh, identity schmidentity, as long as no fucker takes my bikes ill count myselft lucky
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you can make anything idiot proof... until someone builds a bigger and better idiot.
KB Chief Cat Herder
There is always a bigger and better idiot. The problem is that they only reveal themselves once you have insulated yourself against the current pinnacle of stupidity.
So the best strategy would be to aim where the current crop of morons will graduate to. Unfortunately, it doesn't matter where you aim, the course that idiocy takes will always change unpredictably and you're back to square one.
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
The Sharif don't like it!
Can you post it for me?
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If you want to steal identity why not use your family,hell I know my brothers dob,cousins etc,but I want to remain friends with them.
When I was born there were 2 families with same surname as us,guess what,2 boys born within 24hours,same first initial and same surname,both mums pissed themselves when each asked their kids names,Anthony and Andrew were replies,only I weighed slightly less so am told.
And then about 12 yrs later we are classmates at intermediate.
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
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