25 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisis


1 - Indecision is the key to flexibility.

2 - You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

3 - There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

4 - Happiness is merely the remission of pain.

5 - Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

6 - Sometimes too much drink is not enough.

7 - The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

8 - The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.

9 - Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.

10- Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.

11- Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

12- Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

13- Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

14- I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

15- Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

16- All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

17- If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

18- One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

19- By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

20- Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

21- The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

22- There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

23- This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.

24- Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.

25- The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a 'do it yourself' thing.