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    The Blasphemy thread

    I think God is a poo-poo.

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    dont be a cunt, i live in the same valley as you and i don't want bad weather to be bestowed on us all week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jellywrestler View Post
    dont be a cunt, i live in the same valley as you and i don't want bad weather to be bestowed on us all week.
    It sounds for all eternity.... you better buy a raincoat 😂😂😂
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    Quote Originally Posted by jellywrestler View Post
    dont be a cunt, i live in the same valley as you and i don't want bad weather to be bestowed on us all week.
    Have you seen the forecast? Already is. Why do you think I started this thread?
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    The prophet Mohammedjihad is a paedo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    The prophet Mohammedjihad is a paedo.
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    Islam is a death cult and Christianity is a pedo cult.

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    I think you dropped this...
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    Of course, even blasphemy does not truly exist. For it to actually be blasphemy, you would have to acknowledge the existence of the relevant god/entity.
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    "Blasphemy".
    A made up word designed to protect people with imaginary friends, from the real world criticism of their mental condition.

    It is a clear demonstration of an imaginary deity’s impotency and incapacity to do its own bidding, when humans have to make edicts to defend its alleged hurt pride.
    Blasphemy laws are more about the insecurity of the believer than an attempt to protect a god.
    Any "god" in need of such human intervention is a god not worth paying any attention to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tigertim20 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Of course, even blasphemy does not truly exist. For it to actually be blasphemy, you would have to acknowledge the existence of the relevant god/entity.
    Similarly, Jesus can never return because if he did, his existance would be proven therefore faith would no longer be required that he exists and without the need for faith, Christianity would disappear in a puff of logic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Of course, even blasphemy does not truly exist. For it to actually be blasphemy, you would have to acknowledge the existence of the relevant god/entity.
    Obviously ... belief's are overrated by you.

    Actually ... Blasphemy is the action of speaking sacrilegiously about (a) God or sacred things. (A bit like saying ... The All Blacks are just another rugby team.)

    In effect ... it is simply a basic difference of opinion on a matter of a religion.

    Usually ... it is the NON belief in a religious matter ... that causes the most aggression (by those that DO believe).



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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    Blasphemy is the action of speaking sacrilegiously about (a) God ..
    If the god does not exist, it is not blasphemy as the god does not exist. See where I was going with that now?
    Which one of the following is blasphemy...
    jesus fucking christ!
    bart fucking simpson!
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