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pocketcracker
26th May 2009, 22:19
had a little chuckle today so though i would share ..

Had to go into town today to grab sum odds and ends to service bike before this comming weekend , Any how all my gear is still damp from previous day riding and was a brillinat hot day today so i shot into town Wearing helmet shorts and shirt.

Came up to the lights sitting there thinking to myself Dang my shorts have ridden up a Little and start to pull them down alittle real disctree like . When i look to my right and see a german , dutch , Greek Sum kinda guy Just stairing at me Intensly Looking up and down so i looked away as you do and wen i looked back he was still non stop Looking at me .. NOW I WAS PARANOID.

Light turnned green I was going stright he was turnning Right so i accelerated away and he jump lanes into my lane and followed me down the road ..

so i slowed up and pulled over thinking sumthings wrong , He pulls up behind me get out of his car rather quickly And walks up to me by this time i have helmet off and he says , SOrry to scare you i was just checking out your PACKAGE .. My heart Sunk WTF !

He then said WOW its a nice package i had a big 1 Back in niecce but Now i have a smaller 1 .. WTF ! ..

TURNNED OUT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT MY BIKE AND EXTRA BLING BITS !

Headbanger
26th May 2009, 22:24
Nah, he wanted mansex.

p.dath
26th May 2009, 22:28
I think I would have taken off! That's scary shit.

pocketcracker
26th May 2009, 22:28
Ahh Man i knew it, Oh Well lookz like i missed my chance for sum steaming man Sex ...

Will have till wait till i get to castle cliff ! go ryd around the bronx in my little shorts HEHEHE.

Maha
26th May 2009, 22:33
He may have had a K4 600, he calls it 'his package'....:shifty:




Either that or hes a leg man....!

98tls
26th May 2009, 22:35
So........what bling bits we talkin?Impress me.

Jacko2
26th May 2009, 22:37
Still a tease ha?

pocketcracker
26th May 2009, 22:44
Once a tease always a tease you Know Me jacko ! ...

Um just the norm On bling .. Gold bar ends , gold iridium shield , Radar Brackets , Gold fork seals ,GOLD Peg droppers , Bobbins , slidders , Gold Power valve Inlet And even a gold pc Lead to make the under seat blinged HEHEHE ... Ect ect ..

But slowlly changing all Bling bits back to Flashy Bits But Not GOLD ! I had gold fever wen purchased the bike , More mettalic blue and black After market bitz.

Changing all the gold to the hyo Bus !

Insanity_rules
26th May 2009, 23:01
:laugh::laugh::laugh: Oh thats just freakin priceless..... :shit: I know all there is to know about the crying game.:laugh: Hey on that subject do you know how to get more room if you need it at a urinal? Just look down and give an impressed whistle!!!!

98tls
26th May 2009, 23:08
Hear ya on the gold,got some old Busa calipers on the old TLS,tried almost everything to make them work properly but methinks i should have stuck with the old 4 pots the thing came with,maybe i should try a radial m/c.....wonder if they make em in gold:laugh:

HungusMaximist
26th May 2009, 23:14
Funny how all your bling bits caught the attention of a dude...

Change of tactics perhaps?

pocketcracker
26th May 2009, 23:54
Im Just Glade i didn't have a GOLD MEMBER ! :laugh:

Damn ya got a sick mind HEHEHEHEHE ...
:shit:

TOTO
27th May 2009, 00:20
So no "Yessss, Pleeeeeeease" for the german wirdo then...


come down to sin city for a ride you crazy pants, we havent seen you in ages.

pocketcracker
27th May 2009, 01:08
HEY toto .. Im rather keen to do ya auckland Night rides .. Wat and were should i turn up and behave ...

Tui .... ! <_<

Danae
27th May 2009, 01:11
Totally missed your chance man :oi-grr:

pocketcracker
27th May 2009, 13:36
Dang Nabbit !~ the story of my life a day late and 10cent short to climb the ladder to SUCK SEZZ !

pocketcracker
29th May 2009, 21:41
the weirdo returns .... Edit : his name is roberto , and hes a very happy man hehehe. not sure but think high as a kite on sum kinda drugs, maybe alc a mohol ......

i was stopped at shell last night gas'n up for the thurs night ryd , wen all of a sudden there he was again admiring my bike or was it me HMMMM ! got alittle creepy and the service attendant asked him to purchse sumthing or please leave the premises.

DANG MAHA you jinx'd me ! :doh:

Cheshire Cat
29th May 2009, 21:55
Mmmmm Man burger! LOL

pocketcracker
29th May 2009, 22:08
well ok if i have too *wink*

you volinteering to be the meat in the middle ?

Cheshire Cat
29th May 2009, 22:11
well ok if i have too *wink*

you volinteering to be the meat in the middle ?

:laugh: No, sorry I was refering to the local fish'n'chips menu.

XxKiTtiExX
29th May 2009, 22:16
Don't pretend you weren't "ever so slightly" excited by the attention you were getting Kyle. Man loooooooove :love:

Did you exchange phone numbers? Late night sex txting ftw :shifty:

peasea
29th May 2009, 22:52
Riding in shorts, genius.

Cheshire Cat
29th May 2009, 23:09
Riding in shorts, genius.

Indeed:no: