Hmmmm Weirdo...

**pocketcracker** · 26th May 2009, 22:19

had a little chuckle today so though i would share ..

Had to go into town today to grab sum odds and ends to service bike before this comming weekend , Any how all my gear is still damp from previous day riding and was a brillinat hot day today so i shot into town Wearing helmet shorts and shirt.

Came up to the lights sitting there thinking to myself Dang my shorts have ridden up a Little and start to pull them down alittle real disctree like . When i look to my right and see a german , dutch , Greek Sum kinda guy Just stairing at me Intensly Looking up and down so i looked away as you do and wen i looked back he was still non stop Looking at me .. NOW I WAS PARANOID.

Light turnned green I was going stright he was turnning Right so i accelerated away and he jump lanes into my lane and followed me down the road ..

so i slowed up and pulled over thinking sumthings wrong , He pulls up behind me get out of his car rather quickly And walks up to me by this time i have helmet off and he says , SOrry to scare you i was just checking out your PACKAGE .. My heart Sunk WTF !

He then said WOW its a nice package i had a big 1 Back in niecce but Now i have a smaller 1 .. WTF ! ..

TURNNED OUT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT MY BIKE AND EXTRA BLING BITS !

**Headbanger** · 26th May 2009, 22:24

Nah, he wanted mansex.

**p.dath** · 26th May 2009, 22:28

I think I would have taken off! That's scary shit.

**pocketcracker** · 26th May 2009, 22:28

Ahh Man i knew it, Oh Well lookz like i missed my chance for sum steaming man Sex ...

Will have till wait till i get to castle cliff ! go ryd around the bronx in my little shorts HEHEHE.

**Maha** · 26th May 2009, 22:33

He may have had a K4 600, he calls it 'his package'....

Either that or hes a leg man....!

**98tls** · 26th May 2009, 22:35

So........what bling bits we talkin?Impress me.

**Jacko2** · 26th May 2009, 22:37

Still a tease ha?

**pocketcracker** · 26th May 2009, 22:44

Once a tease always a tease you Know Me jacko ! ...

Um just the norm On bling .. Gold bar ends , gold iridium shield , Radar Brackets , Gold fork seals ,GOLD Peg droppers , Bobbins , slidders , Gold Power valve Inlet And even a gold pc Lead to make the under seat blinged HEHEHE ... Ect ect ..

But slowlly changing all Bling bits back to Flashy Bits But Not GOLD ! I had gold fever wen purchased the bike , More mettalic blue and black After market bitz.

Changing all the gold to the hyo Bus !

**Insanity_rules** · 26th May 2009, 23:01

Oh thats just freakin priceless.....

I know all there is to know about the crying game.

Hey on that subject do you know how to get more room if you need it at a urinal? Just look down and give an impressed whistle!!!!

**98tls** · 26th May 2009, 23:08

Hear ya on the gold,got some old Busa calipers on the old TLS,tried almost everything to make them work properly but methinks i should have stuck with the old 4 pots the thing came with,maybe i should try a radial m/c.....wonder if they make em in gold