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Str8 Jacket
29th May 2009, 17:12
Is it wrong to eat half a block of 110 gram camembert in less than 20 mins?

And WTF is wrong with salada crackers?

:confused:

MSTRS
29th May 2009, 17:19
Eating cheese :laugh: is something that should be savoured. 20 mins is about right....:shifty:

325rocket
29th May 2009, 17:29
haha. no, but you probably wont crap for a week

FJRider
29th May 2009, 17:35
haha. no, but you probably wont crap for a week

and I'm glad I wont be around when you do ... but keep a good check on where the nearest toilet is ... for a day or so...

p.dath
29th May 2009, 18:44
Is it wrong to eat half a block of 110 gram camembert in less than 20 mins?
:confused:

Not to mention the high fat content ...

Big Dave
29th May 2009, 18:47
What does cheese say when it has its photo taken?

Str8 Jacket
29th May 2009, 18:48
Not to mention the high fat content ...

Yes, I am very worried about the high fat content so I am drinking beer as well, just to make sure...

steve_t
29th May 2009, 18:58
Haha.... what IS wrong with Salada crackers?

Skunk
29th May 2009, 19:03
What does cheese say when it has its photo taken?
Person.

I guess...

Deano
29th May 2009, 19:09
Depends what sort of cheese we are talking about Hel's.

Bren
29th May 2009, 19:10
only half a segment? I could easily do a whole segment in one sitting.....but I prefer cheese like my women....heaps of body! Blue cheese and red wine is divine....nice and sharp with an aftertaste of week old socks....real nice!

Str8 Jacket
29th May 2009, 19:13
camembert


Depends what sort of cheese we are talking about Hel's.

:bleh: .

Str8 Jacket
29th May 2009, 19:14
only half a segment? I could easily do a whole segment in one sitting.....but I prefer cheese like my women....heaps of body! Blue cheese and red wine is divine....nice and sharp with an aftertaste of week old socks....real nice!

I posted this awhile ago. Its all gone. Now, im cooking dinner...

kiwifruit
29th May 2009, 19:19
I chop mine up (the whole thing, 16 pieces), microwave it for 15 seconds and serve on vitawheat crackers with tomato (lightly salted and pepperED).
Only once a fortnight or so. Don't want to have my wagon pass revoked etc.

:sunny:

Deano
29th May 2009, 19:32
:bleh: .

You just have to watch out for the blue vein stuff. Smegma even.

Trudes
29th May 2009, 20:56
Tell Malcolm to shower once in a while, and don't touch the blue veins!! ;)

Paul in NZ
29th May 2009, 21:36
Tell Malcolm to shower once in a while, and don't touch the blue veins!! ;)

Tell him circumcision cuts back on the cheese...

Laava
29th May 2009, 21:55
You just have to watch out for the blue vein stuff. Smegma even.

Steady on there old chum! The old BVC is fine so long as you stop when your mouth starts to get ulcers!

cc rider
29th May 2009, 22:18
What does cheese say when it has its photo taken?


BITE ME! :laugh:

cc rider
29th May 2009, 22:23
I chop mine up (the whole thing, 16 pieces), microwave it for 15 seconds and serve on vitawheat crackers with tomato (lightly salted and pepperED).
Only once a fortnight or so. Don't want to have my wagon pass revoked etc.

:sunny:
As do I, how wonderful :laugh:

YellowDog
29th May 2009, 22:26
Is it wrong to eat half a block of 110 gram camembert in less than 20 mins?

And WTF is wrong with salada crackers?

:confused:
That's only a cheekful.

How come it took you so long?

davebullet
29th May 2009, 22:30
Yes, I am very worried about the high fat content so I am drinking beer as well, just to make sure...

1. A cold weekend is coming so you need to fuel up or you'll get sick
2. It is dangerous to ride a motorcycle on an empty stomach (can't concentrate). You may not have been about to ride a motorcycle when you consumed the cheese, but what say an emergency called and a ride had to be taken?

Wise decision if you ask me.

Cheshire Cat
29th May 2009, 22:32
ICanHasCHEESEBurger:eek:

sels1
29th May 2009, 22:49
Is it wrong to eat half a block of 110 gram camembert in less than 20 mins?

What took ya so long?


Blue cheese and red wine is divine....nice and sharp with an aftertaste of week old socks....real nice!

Suprisingly good taste for a redneck - your time in the North Island hasnt been wasted then!:laugh:
Kapiti Kikorangi has to be the best blue around methinks, with a nice Hawkes Bay red....

McDuck
30th May 2009, 07:05
I like a decent blue... or two

Sniper
30th May 2009, 10:32
Hmmm, cheese. Nothing wrong with it

Sharry
30th May 2009, 17:14
VERY WRONG :spanking:

Iwould have eaten the whole block in 20 mins :bleh:

Mom
30th May 2009, 17:19
VERY WRONG :spanking:

Iwould have eaten the whole block in 20 mins :bleh:

I have done :yes:

Oakie
30th May 2009, 17:45
.....but I prefer cheese like my women....

So you like that Swiss cheese? (The one with the holes in it)

cc rider
30th May 2009, 19:39
Originally Posted by Bren
.....but I prefer cheese like my women....

So you like that Swiss cheese? (The one with the holes in it)

soft & creamy or old & mouldy?? :whistle:

Bren
10th June 2009, 16:12
So you like that Swiss cheese? (The one with the holes in it)
Hmm...need at least a couple of good holes


soft & creamy or old & mouldy?? :whistle:
Heaps of body....mmm