Name my spider [Archive] - Kiwi Biker forums

Winter

6th June 2009, 18:00

Gwinch

6th June 2009, 18:02

I've got this pet spider. He moved into my back yard about 2 months ago, then moved to the shed, now hes hanging out in my front doorway..

Anybody know what sorta spider he is? About the size of a 10c coin.

"Fluffy" or "Cuddles". :msn-wink:

Nasty

6th June 2009, 18:04

Spray him and then call him dead!!

Ixion

6th June 2009, 18:05

I like spiders. But that's a "she" BTW. Y' call call her Dorothy?

Cheshire Cat

6th June 2009, 18:09

call him.....The cats lunch :bleh:

allycatz

6th June 2009, 18:10

might be a vagrant spider.....uliodon spp....they live in house and garden

mowgli

6th June 2009, 18:14

Looks like an Orb Web Spider to me. Leave him be.

hayd3n

6th June 2009, 18:16

her names charlotte and she is a barn spider, an orb-weaver with the scientific name Araneus cavaticus.

Mully

6th June 2009, 18:17

"Squish"

78910

Cheshire Cat

6th June 2009, 18:18

Looks like an Orb Web Spider to me. Leave him be.

Yea, they don't run around eating all the other spiders and making people sick like those nasty little bastard white tails.

PirateJafa

6th June 2009, 18:19

Rambo.

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Blackshear

6th June 2009, 18:28

Call it... Happyface :hug:

EDIT: Hmm, no picture. Hold on a sec.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=651337
I'm sure everyone has seen it now, but you never know who ya might get going pale :bleh:

Dave Lobster

6th June 2009, 21:23

Aren't all spiders called Boris?

Laxi

6th June 2009, 21:29

"Squish"

78910

that would make it his new flat mate ba boom tish:rolleyes:

Mom

6th June 2009, 21:37

Spray him and then call him dead!!

Put it in your stamp collection. Call it exhibit one.

naphazoline

6th June 2009, 22:09

I love spiders..................They're YUMMY.:crazy:

That's a cool photo ya took there.

FJRider

6th June 2009, 22:20

I love spiders..................They're YUMMY.:crazy:

They need equal amounts of garlic though ... ;)

naphazoline

6th June 2009, 22:44

They need equal amounts of garlic though ... ;)

Just getting off subject a bit here.

Did you see that guy Bear grills you hosts that programme "Man vs wild" the other night?

He was in his usual "hard up for food senario",and had a bird eating spider that he cooked over the fire.

He said it tasted quite nice.

Spose if you gotta survive,you'll eat anything,but at the size of that spider,i could see myself going hungry,rather then risking it's 1 inch fangs.:eek5:

FJRider

6th June 2009, 23:05

Just getting off subject a bit here.

Did you see that guy Bear grills you hosts that programme "Man vs wild" the other night?

He was in his usual "hard up for food senario",and had a bird eating spider that he cooked over the fire.

He said it tasted quite nice.

Spose if you gotta survive,you'll eat anything,but at the size of that spider,i could see myself going hungry,rather then risking it's 1 inch fangs.:eek5:

With the Kiwi army based in Singapore, I spent a bit of time in the jungle up in Malaysia. The spiders were a little bigger. Some with a body as big as a softball. I found them best deep fried. As I said ... with garlic. Or lots of sauce ... spicy sauce. Best eaten at night ... in the dark. VERY dark.

Big Dave

7th June 2009, 00:12

Can-Am

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Fatt Max

7th June 2009, 07:02

mate of mine had a pet tarantula which he called 'Webster'. Always thought that was a good name for a spider....or you could always try Jeff.

Naki Rat

7th June 2009, 09:42

mate of mine had a pet tarantula which he called 'Webster'. Always thought that was a good name for a spider....or you could always try Jeff.

A guy I worked with once whose surname was Webb had the nickname 'Cob', as his father had already laid claim to 'Spider' :)

Mully

7th June 2009, 11:24

Porsche......

naphazoline

7th June 2009, 15:26

A guy I worked with once whose surname was Webb had the nickname 'Cob', as his father had already laid claim to 'Spider' :)

Know cobb well.

coffeejunkie

7th June 2009, 19:22

I have one of those little jumping spiders that lives in my bathroom,

My daughter HATES spiders so we named him george and told her he was living here first,

She seamed ok with that, LOL

You should call her Lavern,

I'd LOVE a pet tarantula.......I'd call him Hector<_<

P38

7th June 2009, 20:55

Incy Wincy

Sniper

8th June 2009, 07:46

Throgmortin the spider

Big Dave

8th June 2009, 10:25

Alfa Romeo

vifferman

8th June 2009, 10:31

Did you see that guy Bear grills you hosts that programme "Man vs wild" the other night?

He was in his usual "hard up for food senario",and had a bird eating spider that he cooked over the fire.
I understand that he's just showing some of the things you can do to help you survive, but his penchant for eating weird shit and drinking his own urine is more than a bit bizarre.
If he had a bigger canteen, he'd never need to look for water.

Of course, I'm forgetting here that it's more of that ferkin "reality TV", that asks the viewer to suspend disbelief and ignore the film crew and helicopter that follow him around. :rolleyes:

NDORFN

8th June 2009, 10:38

Good on ya for not hurting it.

Mikkel

8th June 2009, 10:49

Spiders are cool. Especially the Portia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portia_(spider)) spiders. Have a read of this (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1640513/posts) - it is quite amazing.

Mschvs

8th June 2009, 10:58

I had a pet wolf spider living in the corner of my bedroom window .... I called him Bob which seemed appropriate at the time, and when I moved out of my flat, I left a note from Bob asking that the new person could kindly leave him be, and that he would not hurt them if they didn't hurt him ... or his babies ... at which point I started calling HER Bobette!!

Stirts

8th June 2009, 11:03

Anybody know what sorta spider he is? About the size of a 10c coin.

A farken ugly one!!

How do you know it is a he? Is he well hung?

naphazoline

8th June 2009, 13:08

A farken ugly one!!

How do you know it is a he? Is he well hung?

If ya like that,check out one of my gang.

He's well hung.It's the 2 palps in front of them that look like a smaller pairs of legs,but the cool thing is,...not only do they have 8 eyes,but they have 2 penis's.:2thumbsup

He's called Chewbacca,cause he's a hairy little barsted.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=925&pictureid=25581

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/picture.php?albumid=925&pictureid=25582

Aawww....Isn't he just a cute little bugger.:hug:

Hey Winter,a got a fiver that says Chewie kicks your girls ass.(after he's had his way with her of course.):lol::lol::lol:

p.dath

8th June 2009, 13:13

Call her legless. Now where is that magnifying glass, and come back sun.

EJK

8th June 2009, 13:31

Hes your friendly neighbourhood spider... gah you know the rest.

crazyhorse

8th June 2009, 13:31

Spray him and then call him dead!!

Good one - ha ha

Stirts

8th June 2009, 13:48

He's well hung.It's the 2 palps in front of them that look like a smaller pairs of legs,but the cool thing is,...not only do they have 8 eyes,but they have 2 penis's.:2thumbsup

You are jealous of him aren't you! Do she spiders have two fannies?

Now where is that magnifying glass, and come back sun.

Can of flyspray and a lighter is also fun!!

naphazoline

8th June 2009, 13:59

You are jealous of him aren't you! Do she spiders have two fannies? !

Jealous? Nah.One's enough.:banana:

One fanny for the lady spiders.

Stirts

8th June 2009, 14:10

One fanny for the lady spiders.

Araneides are sexual multi-taskers then. :blip:

Feel sorry for the gay spiders.....ouch!

Danae

8th June 2009, 14:10

Call him Bruce Campbell

...Groovy

ManDownUnder

8th June 2009, 14:22

Araneides are sexual multi-taskers then. :blip:

Feel sorry for the gay spiders.....ouch!

Would that mean it's 6969, 6699, or 6996? And a twinset of pearls...!?!

Mikkel

8th June 2009, 14:23

You are jealous of him aren't you! Do she spiders have two fannies?

Well surely they must have a mouth though... not a complete waste then.

smoky

8th June 2009, 14:46

Anybody know what sorta spider he is?
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It’s a Replicator, they’re a race of self-replicating machines, and arguably one of the most advanced races in the universe. They are a series of blocks, each containing two million isolated kiron pathways that control their molecular cohesion, that can take on the form of an acrophomic structure.

Be very careful; they are a significant threat to all other life forms in the universe, including the people of Earth due to their expansionist nature, and are able to communicate via subspace to other Replicators who may be light-years away. Replicators are driven solely by their desire to create more of themselves, in an intergalactic storm of conquest

Replicators are impervious to all known handheld energy weapons, projectile weapons can shatter standard Replicators, but the resistant bastards have demonstrated an ability to reassemble from the scattered blocks and continue with their objectives.

Stirts

8th June 2009, 15:03

Would that mean it's 6969, 6699, or 6996? And a twinset of pearls...!?!

Looks like the reach around is much safer.
http://pharyngula.org/images/spider_pos_2.gif

Well surely they must have a mouth though... not a complete waste then.

Have you seen a spiders mouth? would you want to put your phallic palps anywhere near one?

Farking hell I have been googling "sexual habits of spiders" That is some scary stuff. There is shrill crying, plugged orifices, torn-off genitals, and eaten body parts.

peasea

8th June 2009, 15:51

Looks like the reach around is much safer.
http://pharyngula.org/images/spider_pos_2.gif

Have you seen a spiders mouth? would you want to put your phallic palps anywhere near one?

Farking hell I have been googling "sexual habits of spiders" That is some scary stuff. There is shrill crying, plugged orifices, torn-off genitals, and eaten body parts.

Sounds like my bedroom on a Saturday night. Except maybe for the torn off genitals. Everything else sounds pretty normal to me though.

Stirts

8th June 2009, 16:05

Sounds like my bedroom on a Saturday night. Except maybe for the torn off genitals. Everything else sounds pretty normal to me though.

So the butt plugg is working well for you?

peasea

8th June 2009, 16:22

So the butt plugg is working well for you?

That's a yes. It saves the sheets after too many bourbons.

Mschvs

8th June 2009, 16:36

:whistle:
So the butt plugg is working well for you?

That's a yes. It saves the sheets after too many bourbons.

Wow, really looks like this one is getting WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY off topic ... but hey, it got a little boring anyway. Not sure if I actually noticed anyone actually answering the, what IS this spider question ... that is what was asked originally wasn't it ..... meh whatever!

Stirts

8th June 2009, 16:49

Wow, really looks like this one is getting WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY off topic ... but hey, it got a little boring anyway.

Off topic? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

You see a spider like THAT and it would cause you to drink bourbon, bourbon can bring on sexual urges, and so you need the butt plug to save the sheets after all the bourbon and/or sex. Very much related.

peasea

8th June 2009, 16:53

Off topic? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

You see a spider like THAT and it would cause you to drink bourbon, bourbon can bring on sexual urges, and so you need the butt plug to save the sheets after all the bourbon and/or sex. Very much related.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who goes off on deranged tangents around here.

naphazoline

8th June 2009, 17:19

I'm glad I'm not the only one who goes off on deranged tangents around here.

That's what i would call NORMAL on here.

Deranged tangents.

Don't think i've ever seen a thread that stayed totally on topic.

Madmax

8th June 2009, 17:28

most spiders are grouped buy where there eyes are at:zzzz:

Mikkel

8th June 2009, 17:40

You see a spider like THAT and it would cause you to drink bourbon, bourbon can bring on sexual urges, and ...

faecal incontinence? :eek5:

Now I know why I don't drink that shit... ehrm I mean stuff.

Winter

8th June 2009, 18:04

Looks like an Orb Web Spider to me. Leave him be.
Oh I don't intend to bother him.. apart from to throw the odd moth or fly into his web for him.

her names charlotte and she is a barn spider, an orb-weaver with the scientific name Araneus cavaticus.

Her? Him? I'm so confused. I thought barn spiders were meant to build a new web every evening? This guy just rebuilds once a week! Lazy bugger.

He's called Chewbacca,cause he's a hairy little barsted.

Hey Winter,a got a fiver that says Chewie kicks your girls ass.(after he's had his way with her of course.):lol::lol::lol:

I'm sure thats probably illegal.

You're on..

Mschvs

9th June 2009, 08:59

Who knew you could find a bunch of obviously sex depraved wierdo's online .... hahahaha!

Just kidding guys .... and girls!

naphazoline

9th June 2009, 11:03

Who knew you could find a bunch of obviously sex depraved wierdo's online .... hahahaha!

Just kidding guys .... and girls!

Who's depraved????

Not i.:banana:

Cheshire Cat

9th June 2009, 18:27

If ya like that,check out one of my gang.

He's well hung.It's the 2 palps in front of them that look like a smaller pairs of legs,but the cool thing is,...not only do they have 8 eyes,but they have 2 penis's.:2thumbsup

He's called Chewbacca,cause he's a hairy little barsted.

Aawww....Isn't he just a cute little bugger.:hug:

Hey Winter,a got a fiver that says Chewie kicks your girls ass.(after he's had his way with her of course.):lol::lol::lol:

Eew yuck eww yuck eww yuck eww yuck!!!!!!
could you make the pictures any bigger?!!??!?!!??:pinch: Don't by the way

naphazoline

9th June 2009, 18:52

Eew yuck eww yuck eww yuck eww yuck!!!!!!
could you make the pictures any bigger?!!??!?!!??:pinch: Don't by the way

Big is good!!!

Sure you don't want to enlarge them???

Cheshire Cat

9th June 2009, 18:58

Big is good!!!

Sure you don't want to enlarge them???

:( yes.I'm sure.

geestring

10th June 2009, 16:12