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  1. 6th June 2009, 18:00 #1
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    Name my spider

    I've got this pet spider. He moved into my back yard about 2 months ago, then moved to the shed, now hes hanging out in my front doorway..

    Anybody know what sorta spider he is? About the size of a 10c coin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter View Post
    I've got this pet spider. He moved into my back yard about 2 months ago, then moved to the shed, now hes hanging out in my front doorway..

    Anybody know what sorta spider he is? About the size of a 10c coin.
    "Fluffy" or "Cuddles".
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    Spray him and then call him dead!!
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    I like spiders. But that's a "she" BTW. Y' call call her Dorothy?
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    call him.....The cats lunch
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    might be a vagrant spider.....uliodon spp....they live in house and garden
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    Looks like an Orb Web Spider to me. Leave him be.
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    her names charlotte and she is a barn spider, an orb-weaver with the scientific name Araneus cavaticus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mowgli View Post
    Looks like an Orb Web Spider to me. Leave him be.
    Yea, they don't run around eating all the other spiders and making people sick like those nasty little bastard white tails.
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    Call it... Happyface

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    Spray him and then call him dead!!
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