Check out this asshole

[Fatt Max]

Blimey, would you believe it.....

[Maha]

eeyoh eeyoh ee always does that.

[crazyhorse]

He looks abit bummed out......

[MSTRS]

THE DONKEY


One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.



He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.


As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the
animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon,
everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of
the well and happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to
getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

[Mikkel]

... step on up.

... like a sex machine.

[paturoa]

I thought BDOTGNZA mob would have turned up for this thread by now - but nothing to see here move on....

[MSTRS]

I thought BDOTGNZA mob would have turned up for this thread by now - but nothing to see here move on....

We did. We found nothing wrong. And since we're not known for splitting hares, we moved on...

[martybabe]

Yay, this thread's all about me!

The Bride says I'm an Asshole, I do step on up like a sex machine (whatever that chuffin means) and I'm hung like a donkey :D

She does always snigger when she says I'm hung like a donkey though, even with the arm lock applied. :whistle:

[MIXONE]

Hung like a mouse myself.
A hippopotoMOUSE!

[Mikkel]

I do step on up like a sex machine (whatever that chuffin means)

It's funk, so I suppose it's safe to assume it's about getting it on (whatever that chuffin means). ;)

[allycatz]

Gosh, whole new meaning to "donkey drop"