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Biff
21st March 2005, 16:00
This is brilliant news. I demand that this amazing new chewing gum be free issued to all females over the age of 16.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4361563.stm
jrandom
21st March 2005, 16:09
Bad idea for two reasons.

1 - I don't see any explanation of how they're going to warn men away from this. Just like soy, which I notice is mentioned in the article - when do you ever see soy products containing a warning along the lines of "research has shown links between soy and male health problems"? (It has, too.)

2 - In any case, we don't need women taking more bloody estrogen. It's *testosterone* they should be on. Estrogen just makes them grumpy.
**R1**
21st March 2005, 16:12
Who's got time to think about breasts????? my bike's broke....mmmmmmmm breasts......what bike...aaaaahhhhh thats beter, cheers BB.
bugjuice
21st March 2005, 16:15
where do I get some? And if I chew it, will it make my tits grow? I've been lame for ages.. Or just offer it to some of the chicks around the office. poor things..
Mitch
21st March 2005, 16:22
Call me UNCONVINCED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Midnight 82
21st March 2005, 16:50
Can I be a sales rep :spudwhat: :wari:
WINJA
21st March 2005, 16:52
Who's got time to think about breasts????? my bike's broke....mmmmmmmm breasts......what bike...aaaaahhhhh thats beter, cheers BB.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BIKE?
Paul in NZ
21st March 2005, 16:54
Can I be a sales rep :spudwhat: :wari:

Yeah OK but I'm doing the testing and evaluation OK? (no not on me...)
Hitcher
21st March 2005, 17:53
There was a young barmaid named Gail
On whose tits were the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information, in Braille.
justsomeguy
21st March 2005, 18:04
There was a young barmaid named Gail
On whose tits were the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information, in Braille.


:2thumbsup

Don't tell me you wrote that......... but if you did then hey you've impressed me......
**R1**
21st March 2005, 18:12
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BIKE?

THIS http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=197638#post197638
Coyote
21st March 2005, 18:26
80%!?!?!?!!! When do they put it on the shelves? :2thumbsup
StoneChucker
21st March 2005, 20:03
I don't really give a toss either way...

HOWEVER, I'm sure the male equivelant would be a raging success.
Hitcher
21st March 2005, 21:29
I don't really give a toss either way...
So you're ambidextrous then?
Midnight 82
21st March 2005, 22:58
Yeah OK but I'm doing the testing and evaluation OK? (no not on me...)

Cool fine with me :spudwave:
ManDownUnder
22nd March 2005, 15:07
This is brilliant news. I demand that this amazing new chewing gum be free issued to all females over the age of 16.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4361563.stm

Call me a cynic, but I want the "after" photos... the "before" photos welcome too but less important... :whistle:
MDU
Sniper
24th March 2005, 14:49
Hmmm, I like the idea but imagine how much trouble all men would be in??