Chewing gum that enlarges breasts

**Biff** · 21st March 2005, 16:00

This is brilliant news. I demand that this amazing new chewing gum be free issued to all females over the age of 16.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4361563.stm

**jrandom** · 21st March 2005, 16:09

Bad idea for two reasons.

1 - I don't see any explanation of how they're going to warn men away from this. Just like soy, which I notice is mentioned in the article - when do you ever see soy products containing a warning along the lines of "research has shown links between soy and male health problems"? (It has, too.)

2 - In any case, we don't need women taking more bloody estrogen. It's *testosterone* they should be on. Estrogen just makes them grumpy.

**R1** · 21st March 2005, 16:12

Who's got time to think about breasts????? my bike's broke....mmmmmmmm breasts......what bike...aaaaahhhhh thats beter, cheers BB.

**bugjuice** · 21st March 2005, 16:15

where do I get some? And if I chew it, will it make my tits grow? I've been lame for ages.. Or just offer it to some of the chicks around the office. poor things..

**Mitch** · 21st March 2005, 16:22

Call me UNCONVINCED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Midnight 82** · 21st March 2005, 16:50

Can I be a sales rep :spudwhat:

**WINJA** · 21st March 2005, 16:52

Originally Posted by R1AaronKDX

Who's got time to think about breasts????? my bike's broke....mmmmmmmm breasts......what bike...aaaaahhhhh thats beter, cheers BB.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BIKE?

**Paul in NZ** · 21st March 2005, 16:54

Originally Posted by Midnight 82

Can I be a sales rep :spudwhat:

Yeah OK but I'm doing the testing and evaluation OK? (no not on me...)

**Hitcher** · 21st March 2005, 17:53

There was a young barmaid named Gail
On whose tits were the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information, in Braille.

**justsomeguy** · 21st March 2005, 18:04

Originally Posted by Hitcher

There was a young barmaid named Gail
On whose tits were the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information, in Braille.

Don't tell me you wrote that......... but if you did then hey you've impressed me......