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Skuzzie
16th June 2009, 13:54
hi everyone

was pointed here by a mate and fuck there's a load of helpful shit on here! so i figured i'd best join up.

got my license and bike a few months ago after i wrote off my last car into a powerpole, which i woulda missed on a bike! keen to get out on some of the faster rides now i've got the hang of bikes before I start ripping into modding up my ride.

does anyone know where you can get some cheap insurance though? that stuff is goddam expensive! can't afford that on my budget aye i'd rather buy a couple of pairs of tyres.

should catch some of your guys round soon with any luck!


skuz

Hitcher
16th June 2009, 14:11
Welcome to Kiwi Biker.

I draw your attention to the keyboard in front of you. Five keys down on the very lefthand side is a key with "Shift" and a big arrow on it pointing upwards.

Holding that key down whilst typing produces capital letters. Convention dictates that these are used to begin the first words of sentences and proper nouns. Try it.

Full marks, however, on your most excellent use of punctuation!

yod
16th June 2009, 14:17
Welcome to Kiwi Biker.

I draw your attention to the keyboard in front of you. Five keys down on the very lefthand side is a key with "Shift" and a big arrow on it pointing upwards.

Holding that key down whilst typing produces capital letters. Convention dictates that these are used to begin the first words of sentences and proper nouns. Try it.

Full marks, however, on your most excellent use of punctuation!

jeebus hitcher, relax man, he's only been here a few minutes....:Police:

Maha
16th June 2009, 14:23
Welcome to Kiwi Biker.

I draw your attention to the keyboard in front of you. Five keys down on the very lefthand side is a key with "Shift" and a big arrow on it pointing upwards.

Holding that key down whilst typing produces capital letters. Convention dictates that these are used to begin the first words of sentences and proper nouns. Try it.

Full marks, however, on your most excellent use of punctuation!

I never knew that, always hit the Caps Lock me does..
Lemmie try....KKKKKK wow look at that, yes, yes it does, apart from learning that it can rain without clouds today, that capitals thing is brilliant.

EDIT: But hitting 'Enter' does not automatically post your post, you still have to click submit!!....ahhhhh I got one over the pc!

CookMySock
16th June 2009, 14:27
newbie checklist ;

- crashed last car in horrific fashion
- only been riding for three months and has the hang of bikes
- has fastest learner bike possible
- already wants faster bike that he can hot up
- can miss things on bikes that cars hit
- is uninsurable

Yup, checklist fully completed! Person is walking dead man.

Steve

Hitcher
16th June 2009, 14:40
jeebus hitcher, relax man, he's only been here a few minutes...

Strike while they're young and impressionable...

Really good punctuation though. I like that.

yod
16th June 2009, 15:04
Strike while they're young and impressionable...

and while their young and impressionable minds are still there

ha!

boom booom!

I should be in the BDOTGNZA

Slyer
16th June 2009, 15:06
Mighty fine choice of bike, the SMC does approve.
Ringa ding ding ding!

Skunk Control
16th June 2009, 22:37
Welcome to KB :wavey:

Nice choice of weapon.

gatch
16th June 2009, 22:55
hi everyone

was pointed here by a mate and fuck there's a load of helpful shit on here! so i figured i'd best join up.

got my license and bike a few months ago after i wrote off my last car into a powerpole, which i woulda missed on a bike! keen to get out on some of the faster rides now i've got the hang of bikes before I start ripping into modding up my ride

does anyone know where you can get some cheap insurance though? that stuff is goddam expensive! can't afford that on my budget aye i'd rather buy a couple of pairs of tyres

should catch some of your guys round soon with any luck!


skuz

Gidday man, nice bike you have, hopefully you live long enough to enjoy it to its fullest :)

Insurance is expensive because the insurance company will no doubt see you as high risk, ie you have one of the most notorious kid-killers in the business (I say this because RGV's are known to spit newbies off faster than you can say power band), you have wrapped a car around a pole and you are a young fulla.

If you really want to show people you have skills than you have heaps of options mate, there is heaps of bike skills courses available in Auckland, I really suggest you head to a couple, they may save your life.. Also there is track days to head to on a fairly regular basis, where you can cane your bike to within an inch of its life in amongst like minded people, in a safe environment.

Remember keep the rubber side down eh :)

Skuzzie
16th June 2009, 23:36
what is the bdotgnza and smc when they're at home?

it was six hundred bucks to insure my first car, which was a bit of a good idea because it meant that after that was gone i could get the celica, but couldn't get insurance on that. they want nine hundred a year just for a little learner bike, and aa flat-out refused. bugger it i guess, don't need it if ya don't crash.

gatch - what's a power band?

can you get traction control systems for bikes? or do i just have to get used to sliding about in the wet? the bike seems to be okay in the dry; the front wheel keeps coming up when gunning it off the lights, but in the wet it's like driving on ice!

SARGE
16th June 2009, 23:48
newbie checklist ;

- crashed last car in horrific fashion
- only been riding for three months and has the hang of bikes
- has fastest learner bike possible
- already wants faster bike that he can hot up
- can miss things on bikes that cars hit
- is uninsurable

Yup, checklist fully completed! Person is walking dead man.

Steve

should be running KB in no time flat

CookMySock
17th June 2009, 08:32
gatch - what's a power band?Has an RG250 and doesn't know what a power band is? Maybe your bike is never out of its power band?

Farkenarse!

Steve

Mschvs
17th June 2009, 09:21
hi everyone

was pointed here by a mate and fuck there's a load of helpful shit on here! so i figured i'd best join up.

got my license and bike a few months ago after i wrote off my last car into a powerpole, which i woulda missed on a bike! keen to get out on some of the faster rides now i've got the hang of bikes before I start ripping into modding up my ride.

does anyone know where you can get some cheap insurance though? that stuff is goddam expensive! can't afford that on my budget aye i'd rather buy a couple of pairs of tyres.

should catch some of your guys round soon with any luck!

skuz

Good luck finding someone to insure you dude .... I can recommend cheap places, but with your history, they probably won't be cheap for you!

The cheapest I found was $500 annually of $612.50 including gears, but that is with my pretty much perfectly clean driving history!

Sorry dude, but best of luck!

Mschvs
17th June 2009, 09:21
I almost forgot, welcome to KB ... sounds like you would make good friends with Carver and Sidewinder ... look em up!

Mschvs
17th June 2009, 09:24
what is the bdotgnza and smc when they're at home?

can you get traction control systems for bikes? or do i just have to get used to sliding about in the wet? the bike seems to be okay in the dry; the front wheel keeps coming up when gunning it off the lights, but in the wet it's like driving on ice!

I do hope you stay alive long enough to actually enjoy riding ... not just tempting fate and risking your life dude .... again! Good luck!

tide
17th June 2009, 09:31
MMMMMM Troll???

Welcome to KB none the less... :rockon:

entro
17th June 2009, 10:28
Any relation to DJ Skuzzie?

crazyhorse
17th June 2009, 11:02
newbie checklist ;

- crashed last car in horrific fashion
- only been riding for three months and has the hang of bikes
- has fastest learner bike possible
- already wants faster bike that he can hot up
- can miss things on bikes that cars hit
- is uninsurable

Yup, checklist fully completed! Person is walking dead man.

Steve

I'd have to agree with this

PirateJafa
17th June 2009, 12:42
The first rule of the BDOTGNZA is that you cannot tell anyone about the BDOTGNZA...

The powerband is the few thousand revs before the redline where that sudden surge of power is. Being a car-fag, you've probably been thinking of it as the boost or the VTEC kicking in. ;)

Slyer
17th June 2009, 13:03
When you hit the powerband you go from a paltry lowercase rindading to a very capital RINGADINGDINGDING

carver
17th June 2009, 20:07
I almost forgot, welcome to KB ... sounds like you would make good friends with Carver and Sidewinder ... look em up!

here we are

the mormon few

you sound like you would like to ride like this

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Cheshire Cat
17th June 2009, 20:22
Welcome to KiwiBiker!! :banana:

6ft5
17th June 2009, 21:10
Yes welcome to KB . . .as a newby I would suggest you keep the language down, this is a moderated site

monkeymcbean
17th June 2009, 21:36
can you get traction control systems for bikes? or do i just have to get used to sliding about in the wet? the bike seems to be okay in the dry; the front wheel keeps coming up when gunning it off the lights, but in the wet it's like driving on ice!

The young fellow that works along from me has one of these bikes, hes a little terrified of riding it in the wet due to what you mention above, some better tires might help. take care and welcome to this site.

Luker
18th June 2009, 19:20
.....:gob:

screaminRR
19th June 2009, 00:00
newbie checklist ;

- crashed last car in horrific fashion
- only been riding for three months and has the hang of bikes
- has fastest learner bike possible
- already wants faster bike that he can hot up
- can miss things on bikes that cars hit
- is uninsurable

Yup, checklist fully completed! Person is walking dead man.


haha LOVING this quote. Best quote I have seen in quite some time. Altho I am a newbie to the site also. :)