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Hotchefnz
26th June 2009, 17:05
Contrary to reports,

Michael Jackson didn't die of a heart attack

he was recovering in the children s ward after having a stroke.........

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sil3nt
26th June 2009, 18:20
actually he was poisoned...he just ate some 12 year old nuts
Grahameeboy
26th June 2009, 18:23
Not very funny guys..some respect for a fallen idol...we cannot understand his world
SARGE
26th June 2009, 18:26
Not very funny guys..some respect for a fallen idol...we cannot understand his world

I'm lookin forward to the Thriller remake in a few years .....


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3lemental
26th June 2009, 18:27
Did you hear about the funeral arrangements? He's being melted down and turned into plastic children's toys - that way the kids can play with him for a change. :bleh:
98tls
26th June 2009, 18:30
When Farrah Fawcett got to the pearly gates god said"cause youve been a good girl i will grant you one wish" Farrah replied "save the children" so later in the day god killed Michael Jackson.
Grahameeboy
26th June 2009, 18:32
When Farrah Fawcett got to the pearly gates god said"cause youve been a good girl i will grant you one wish" Farrah replied "save the children" so later in the day god killed Michael Jackson.

Pppfttt..was there really any truth...he was a wierdo so was never gonna win....I think it is sad...that's life but he was a great talent with a troubled life....
Laava
26th June 2009, 19:08
Apparently they thought he was going to recover as he's pulled out of tighter holes than this!

There were other reports that he was drowning and was found clinging to a buoy!

Sorry if this offends but I did laugh!
Elysium
26th June 2009, 19:14
Oh yeah he wasn't all bad :shifty:
Laava
26th June 2009, 19:23
At least he drove slowly past schools!
MisterD
27th June 2009, 08:47
Michael Jackson's ghost has already been found haunting the hospital children's ward...he's dead, but he's still putting the willies up kids...
EJK
27th June 2009, 15:36
Breaking news rocked our world.
Usarka
27th June 2009, 16:36
Cause of death was bubbles in his blood......
Highlander
27th June 2009, 16:45
I hear the family are discussing if they should have him cremated or recycled. :rofl:
Cheshire Cat
27th June 2009, 16:47
Thats the best joke yet!!!!:lol:
davebullet
27th June 2009, 20:16
I'm tired of the "blanket" media coverage
Elysium
28th June 2009, 19:34
More Jackson.