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Stirts

31st July 2009, 15:15

Sung to "Big Girls Dont Cry" by Fergie

The smell of your fart lingers on me now
I’m probably gonna have a break down.
I need something for my own protection matey
to get rid of my Anger, Verity, Grease, Vulgarity

I hope you know, I hope you know
That this is all to do with you
It's personal, so you and I
We've got some straightening out to do
And I might just end up in a straight jacket
Cause I might take your life
It’s time to be a big boy now
Cause I got pink eye
Pink eye
Pink eye
Pink eye.

The path that I’m walking, I wont go alone.
So I must go and fart on your pillow, pillow
Fairy tales don't always have a happy ending do they
And I for see the dark ahead when you pay

I hope you know, I hope you know
That this is all to do with you
It's personal, so you and I
We've got some straightening out to do
And I might just end up in a straight jacket
Cause I might take your life
It’s time to be a big boy now
Cause I got pink eye
Pink eye
Pink eye
Pink eye.

The way you fart makes my face marred
And getting payback will be hard
I’ll force you to taste my… Turbine
Yes, you will get pink eye too
Cause I am gonna get you
You’ll get pink eye and I’ll welcome you to my world
Then it’s time for me to go home
You suffer with your pink eye
to get rid of my Anger, Verity, Grease, Vulgarity

I hope you know, I hope you know
That this is all to do with you
It's personal, so you and I
We've got some straightening out to do
And I might just end up in a straight jacket
Cause I might take your life
It’s time to be a big boy now
Cause I got pink eye
Pink eye
Pink eye
Pink eye.

La Da Da Da Da Da

Disco Dan

31st July 2009, 16:04

You been touching your arse and then your eye....

Mom

31st July 2009, 16:06

Very attractive, I once had yellow eye, but I think pink looks much better than yellow, specially on you :yes:

Stirts

31st July 2009, 16:14

You been touching your arse and then your eye....

Must have got confused with what eye was itchy! :scratch:

Very attractive, I once had yellow eye, but I think pink looks much better than yellow, specially on you :yes:

Yellow eye!! FFS that doesn't sound too great either!!

I feel like my eye is about to jump out of its farken socket and explode soon!!

Mom

31st July 2009, 16:16

Yellow eye!! FFS that doesn't sound too great either!!

Yeah, well it went well with the yellow skin you see :lol:

Got the meanest bout of Hep B in my teens, my mother about shit! I was considered "unclean" very embarrassing for her. Got heaps of time off school though :yes:

boomer

31st July 2009, 16:17

Did you forget to cook dem eggs again?

i need to have another word with him too.. thats not the result of a proper back hand..

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MIXONE

31st July 2009, 16:18

Must have been a great doobey.:doobey:

Stirts

31st July 2009, 16:20

Yeah, well it went well with the yellow skin you see :lol:

Got the meanest bout of Hep B in my teens, my mother about shit! I was considered "unclean" very embarrassing for her. Got heaps of time off school though :yes:

Fooken hell! Now you just considered dirty for different reasons aye :bleh:
And here I am whinging my arse about pink eye :pinch:

MIXONE

31st July 2009, 16:20

Yeah, well it went well with the yellow skin you see :lol:

Got the meanest bout of Hep B in my teens, my mother about shit! I was considered "unclean" very embarrassing for her. Got heaps of time off school though :yes:

She could have slipped you in with the Asian family down the road.Free room and food.

Mom

31st July 2009, 16:22

No way mate, that looks nasty and very sore.

And I may have a certain rep in some circles :whistle:

Stirts

31st July 2009, 16:31

No way mate, that looks nasty and very sore.

And I may have a certain rep in some circles :whistle:

So you reckon if I ball my eyes out for a wee while that will clear it up? I am pretty anti eye drops.....was tortured as a kid with them!

Stirts

31st July 2009, 16:36

Did you forget to cook dem eggs again?

i need to have another word with him too.. thats not the result of a proper back hand..

:rofl: that is farken classic scene!! And I was going to post something along those lines, but Gordie farting on my pillow....well it is much more his 'style'

Must have been a great doobey.:doobey:

No Dumb smoke for me....me is dum dum enough :D

cc rider

31st July 2009, 16:37

Ouch! girl. Not good. Get better soon. :hug:

Or at least have fun freaking out people at the shops. If you say out loud, how annoying having a contagious eye is, you'll get to the front of the line quicker.

Had conjunctivitis when a little kid - freaksville.

Hey Mom, I had bad case of hep B in high school too - looked like a carrot - 5 wks in bed - no social shun though, I wasn't allowed out, haha! (had glandular fever at the same time)...does mean I'm a dirty girl, too :eek5: (:Oops: sorry, wrong thread)

MIXONE - usually both eyes go a little pink & glassy don't they or am I smoking the wrong stuff, over here :doh:

(smoking disclaimer - it wasn't me officer! :innocent:)

Madness

31st July 2009, 17:16

Looks like a dose of Chlamydia Trachomatis to me. From experience, I can say it is very uncomfortable.

You should be more selective of the quality of pron you look at.

jetboy

31st July 2009, 18:29

You been touching your arse and then your eye....
lol!!!!!!!

Mom

31st July 2009, 18:40

So you reckon if I ball my eyes out for a wee while that will clear it up? I am pretty anti eye drops.....was tortured as a kid with them!

Do you trust your man? Here is how you do it. You lie down and look up at your eyebrows. You pull down your lower lid and he drops the drops in. You dont see them and he wont poke you in the eye (well not with eye drops anyway) :dodge:

Dont look at him or anything else, just try to see your eyebrows. Shit if I lived closer I would come and put them in for you and I promise it will be ok. Poor Squirty!

gatch

31st July 2009, 18:48

You lie down and look up at your eyebrows. You pull down your lower lid and he drops the drops in.

No no no no. just point the bottle at your face, and squeeze it really hard, some of it is bound to go in your eyes..

Stirts

31st July 2009, 18:52

Looks like a dose of Chlamydia Trachomatis to me. From experience, I can say it is very uncomfortable.

You should be more selective of the quality of pron you look at.

Dammit I knew I should have been practicing safe pron viewing!
http://image48.webshots.com/49/8/2/2/367180202EaSxas_ph.jpg

Do you trust your man? Here is how you do it. You lie down and look up at your eyebrows. You pull down your lower lid and he drops the drops in. You dont see them and he wont poke you in the eye (well not with eye drops anyway) :dodge:

Dont look at him or anything else, just try to see your eyebrows. Shit if I lived closer I would come and put them in for you and I promise it will be ok. Poor Squirty!

We are talking about Gordie here, me thinks the temptation would be just too great!! :eek5:

No no no no. just point at your face, and squeeze it really hard, some of it is bound to go in your eyes..

Speaking from experience obviously :gob:

XxKiTtiExX

31st July 2009, 18:56

Know anyone who is currently breast feeding?

http://www.pregnancy-info.net/breastfeeding_illness.html

:whistle:

Stirts

31st July 2009, 18:58

Know anyone who is currently breast feeding?

http://www.pregnancy-info.net/breastfeeding_illness.html

:whistle:

:killingme I KNOW, I saw that today when looking into remedies .... oh how I larfed, I am not sure I am really up for that though.

XxKiTtiExX

31st July 2009, 19:00

:killingme I KNOW, I saw that today when looking into remedies .... oh how I larfed, I am not sure I am really up for that though.

Test it out and let us know if it works lol

Mom

31st July 2009, 19:01

We are talking about Gordie here, me thinks the temptation would be just too great!! :eek5:

Shhhhhhhhh, it will be fine, he wont dare to be naughty else I will get him :yes:

I think he is scared of me :confused:

Just another little thing you can do here...

Boil the kettle, put a teaspoon of salt in a clean cup, put 100 mls of water onto and stir. Now this next bit is really important...
LET IT COOL DOWN!!!

Use this to clean your eye every couple of hours, one dip of cotton wool and wipe. Chuck that bit away and do it again. Never double dip. Seriously mate, I could have this all gone in 48 hours :yes:

gatch

31st July 2009, 19:03

Speaking from experience obviously :gob:

LOL try anything once..

Babelfish

31st July 2009, 19:04

Do you trust your man? Here is how you do it. You lie down and look up at your eyebrows. You pull down your lower lid and he drops the drops in. You dont see them and he wont poke you in the eye (well not with eye drops anyway) :dodge:

Dont look at him or anything else, just try to see your eyebrows. Shit if I lived closer I would come and put them in for you and I promise it will be ok. Poor Squirty!

Just get Nodrog to drink eye drops for a week, then he can ram feed the solution into your eye via...um....other means :whistle:

Another red eye:

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Stirts

31st July 2009, 19:07

Test it out and let us know if it works lol

Actually 007XX is currently "available" for such a service. Oh feck, I am not sposed to get excited about it am I..... am I?

Shhhhhhhhh, it will be fine, he wont dare to be naughty else I will get him :yes:

I think he is scared of me :confused:

Just another little thing you can do here...

Boil the kettle, put a teaspoon of salt in a clean cup, put 100 mls of water onto and stir. Now this next bit is really important...
LET IT COOL DOWN!!!

That would cause red eye aye? mental note....let it cool down!

Just get Nodrog to drink eye drops for a week, then he can ram feed the solution into your eye via...um....other means :whistle:

I don't need a mushroom eye as well :rolleyes:

XxKiTtiExX

31st July 2009, 19:15

Actually 007XX is currently "available" for such a service. Oh feck, I am not sposed to get excited about it am I..... am I?

I hear she is hot... So maybe.. Just maybe! ;)

geestring

31st July 2009, 19:21

cows get that too, very bad dont rub it.

Stirts

31st July 2009, 19:22

I hear she is hot... So maybe.. Just maybe! ;)

She is a true MILF. And you will soon be following in her footsteps ;)

Stirts

31st July 2009, 19:23

cows get that too, very bad dont rub it.

:Oi: you calling me a cow?

short-circuit

31st July 2009, 19:25

:yawn:All girls are pink inside

Disco Dan

31st July 2009, 19:38

:Oi: you calling me a cow?

http://www.goatworld.com/articles/pinkeye/pinkeye.shtml

I'm new to goats and need some advice. We got two little does this weekend. Cute as can be. This morning I noticed they both had a white milky discharge in their eyes. Is this pinkeye? I cleaned the eyes with a damp paper towel but don't know if I should be doing anything else.

Could be (pinkeye) starting from stress. How old are the does? You will want to worm them, and if they are young you will also want to put them on coccidiosis prevention. Do both of these things now and don't wait. Using a sulfa drug for the coccidiosis prevention will also help with this little bit of shipping fever they are having, which is not only going to give them weepy eyes but also a little lung congestion and a runny nose. If it also has a fever going along with it, call one of us on the Goat 911 site and you will need some medications. Honestly I would order some Tylan 50 if they are young and Tylan 200 if they are older; some needles and syringes just to have on hand anyway. There is lots of worming and coccidiosis information on previous Message Forum threads. Feed stores and the GoatWorld Store.com sell terramyacin - a very mild opthomolic medication for the eye, which will help clear this up if it is the starting of pinkeye, more than like chlamydia.

Disco Dan

31st July 2009, 19:41

Number One

31st July 2009, 20:34

Ouch and yech!

Hope you are clear eyed once again soon :sunny:

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa216/liene333/Eyes/pinkeye.jpg

Stirts

31st July 2009, 20:43

Ouch and yech!

Hope you are clear eyed once again soon :sunny:

Fanks chickie! And for the most appropriate new avatar!!

Serves me right I guess....leaving a monthly disposable contact in for two months is probably pushing it :slap:

Babelfish

31st July 2009, 21:23

Serves me right I guess....leaving a monthly disposable contact in for two months is probably pushing it :slap:

I get that with undies sometimes....:sick:

greminn

4th August 2009, 17:47

Sung to "Big Girls Dont Cry" by Fergie

La Da Da Da Da Da

WTF did you do to your eye princess?

Number One

10th August 2009, 15:39

Blackshear

10th August 2009, 15:48

Fukkin sweet, a pinkeye thread!!!
I worked up this bad boy when I was a metal fabricator. Goddamn polshing soap and dust everywhere, musta gone fer a shit and casually wiped my eye afterwards.

If anyone makes funnies of your shiteye, do farts on their pillows. That'll learn em.

Stirts

10th August 2009, 16:41

Hey chick, I has pink eye tooo!

Sullyone managed to gauge an 8mm long cut into my cornea about half it's thickness deep this morning. FIRECAN agony! Mine weeps uncontrollably - very SEXY! How's yours working out? :lol:

You need to teach that kid the proper way to eye gauge, none of this half-arsed job :lol:

:shit: Chickie that is not good to hear. You best be careful with it, as they can turn into an ulcer, which can have long term effects on your sight. You look after yourself or I'll have to give you da bash!!

I took my contact out that morning and flew half blind for the day. Driving was very interesting, your depth of perception gets quite fucked up actually :lol:

Fukkin sweet, a pinkeye thread!!!
I worked up this bad boy when I was a metal fabricator. Goddamn polshing soap and dust everywhere, musta gone fer a shit and casually wiped my eye afterwards.

Fooken hell, is that puss I see? Eoooooooooooooouchie, that is a MEAN pinkeye!!

Pussy

10th August 2009, 17:10

You need to teach that kid the proper way to eye gauge, none of this half-arsed job :lol:

:shit: Chickie that is not good to hear. You best be careful with it, as they can turn into an ulcer, which can have long term effects on your sight. You look after yourself or I'll have to give you da bash!!

I took my contact out that morning and flew half blind for the day. Driving was very interesting, your depth of perception gets quite fucked up actually :lol:

Fooken hell, is that puss I see? Eoooooooooooooouchie, that is a MEAN pinkeye!!

Golden Labradors are your friend.....

Blackshear

11th August 2009, 09:14

Fooken hell, is that puss I see? Eoooooooooooooouchie, that is a MEAN pinkeye!!

Yeah, had to remove that shit from the corners of my eye every 30 minutes with toilet paper, and goddamnit my tears congealed so fast.

THEN IT SPREAD TO THE OTHER FRIKKEN EYE:angry2:

imdying

11th August 2009, 09:25

Friend of mine has this at the moment... she has had a cough so bad that it's been bursting blood vessels in her eyes. Not cool :no:

Number One

11th August 2009, 10:27

You need to teach that kid the proper way to eye gauge, none of this half-arsed job :lol:

Indeed I have given him instruction on how to do it proper too! Perhaps he's gay? :lol: :rolleyes:

Driving was very interesting, your depth of perception gets quite fucked up actually :lol:

OMG I tried to do the school drop offs this morning. GOt to my girlfirends house 2 mins round the road from ours and said to her UM YOU need to drive because I really shouldn't be! I literally kept losing the road - even though I have one good eye that doesn't seem to be enough at the moment!

Not as pink as some of the other examples but for sure it is bloody uncomfortable! They really are connected to your brain - I have a headband type headache that won't quit!

Stirts

11th August 2009, 13:30

THEN IT SPREAD TO THE OTHER FRIKKEN EYE:angry2:

Your brown eye has gone pink?! :eek5: There is ALWAYS time for lube!!!

Friend of mine has this at the moment... she has had a cough so bad that it's been bursting blood vessels in her eyes. Not cool :no:

:gob: If you are any friend at all, you best go buy her some Depends. Because if her cough is doing that to her eyes, I bet you it will be bursting the "other eye" as well.

Not as pink as some of the other examples but for sure it is bloody uncomfortable! They really are connected to your brain - I have a headband type headache that won't quit!

Holy hell, he didn't do as bad a job as I thought! Certainly gains points for the puffiness inflicted!!

Can't forget about the sensitively to the light too. Makes it weep like a big fat weepy thing! :angry2:

Blackshear

11th August 2009, 14:42

Your brown eye has gone pink?! :eek5: There is ALWAYS time for lube!!!

"Can't forget about the sensitively to the light too. Makes it weep like a big fat weepy thing!"

That's disgusting!

I brush my ass every day, it's never brown, ICK! :woohoo:

Also, fucking doctors lead you into a bright as fuck room with tonnes (Literally, it is THAT DENSE) of light in the room.
'Can you please open your eye and look up?'
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK !!!!!!"
'Ah, I see. Yup. Aaaaaah-huh. Internal bleeding in the there, 50:50 chance it will subside :yes:"

Fussinnussinrussin, no good saddistic doctors...

imdying

11th August 2009, 14:55

:gob: If you are any friend at all, you best go buy her some Depends. Because if her cough is doing that to her eyes, I bet you it will be bursting the "other eye" as well.Her doctor has given her a few different course of antibiotics for the cough, and something for the eyes. Honestly, quacks are second only to tradesman in terms of incompetence some days.

I wouldn't have actually thought it was possible to cough hard enough to damage yourself in this way, but there you go :eek5: