Light my pitchfork someone!

[Mom]

Geeze there are some inconsiderate wankers around the place. Went to the smoke today, and braved a trip to the Mall *shudder*.

It was early and the carpark was mostly empty, the mall itself relatively quiet, which was a pleasant surprise. Bought the couple of things I needed and hightailed it back outside. This place provides motorcycle parking under shelter of the building eaves, very considerate, must be a real bonus for bikers that need to go there. Dedicated parking, under shelter and tucked away from any blind car drivers that might chose to knock your pride and joy over by "accident".

It was a nice day today, t-shirt material if you can imagine that, it has been ages since I could say that. There were not too many cars in the carpark, and this person just had to park where he did.

Is burning too good for him?

[Number One]

Dump on windscreen Mom - come on are you man or mouse?!

[Gwinch]

Red hot poker up the jacksy.

[kevfromcoro]

Lookout
moms on the warparth again..

[Mom]

Dump on windscreen Mom - come on are you man or mouse?!

I prefer to shit in slippers actually :D

[Mom]

Red hot poker up the jacksy.

:killingme

perfect post for someone that has what you do as your user title :lol:

[Mully]

Shoulda called the centre management.... And set fire to the piece of shit.

[Mom]

Shoulda called the centre management.... And set fire to the piece of shit.

Yeah! See flames, it is all about flames :yes:

Want to know what is even worse!!! If that is even possible mind you.

There was a perfectly good CAR park right in front of him :eek:

[MSTRS]

That's why you should always carry 8 (or so) nails/screws. You lean one against each tyre front and back. They get quite some distance away before all 4 tyres go flat.

[RantyDave]

Is burning too good for him?
I dunno. Perhaps you should find out.

Dave

[jaymzw]

What mall? Albany? If it is i dont bother with the bike parks. I adopted the bicycle rack by the Drycleaners as its a little easier and no cars can park on the footpath, i hope.

Yes, fire is deffinitely best

[crazyhorse]

http://www.pitchforkandtorch.com/e107_images/newspost_images/torch-pitchfork-t8802.jpg

[Trudes]

I think you and Maha should go to bed and shag each other stupid. Nighty night.

[Gareth51]

Cock your leg and piss all over his door handle, if you can't get high enough let the air out of the tyres first

[ajturbo]

He??

HE????

bet it was a woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahha

[Hitcher]

I prefer to shit in slippers actually

I guess that's one way of getting one's feet warm.

[Mom]

He??

HE????

bet it was a woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahha

Dont be silly, there were no playboy seatcovers :rolleyes:

[Pedrostt500]

Ah mom ya just needed to remove 2 wheels from his car and burn them, then he could have had his own 2 wheeler.

[Mom]

Ah mom ya just needed to remove 2 wheels from his car and burn them, then he could have had his own 2 wheeler.

Now see, there is the thinking mans option. One problem with that though, he would still be praked wrong way round in a bike park...:lol:

[Meanie]

Let all his tyres down, then ring a tow truck

[PrincessBandit]

You will probably find it is some blind person who didn't even realise that the "car space lines" were looking odd.

Is there a sign with a wee piccy of a motorbike with words saying "motorbike parking"? Even that is too obtuse for some people.

Seen two cars taking up designated bike spaces at Sylvia Park, rang management but don't know whether they did anything about the offenders. Personally I rather like the 4 nails angled against the back of each tyre just waiting for the motor to go into reverse...... Best punishment I reckon.

[Okey Dokey]

The driver appears to be one of those types who is lost in their own sad world, and oblivious to the real one.

[Taz]

Mom you are far too concerned about what others do. Calm down and just ignore it...... You can only control you and your actions.

[NZsarge]

That's why you should always carry 8 (or so) nails/screws. You lean one against each tyre front and back. They get quite some distance away before all 4 tyres go flat.

Yep, this is an excellent idea, some inch long self tapping screws going into the tail pack shortly.