Have you had a moment when...

[EJK]

....you walked upto a person that you think you know and greet them, then talked and talked. But soon later you realised that they are not actually the one you know? i.e. a total random stranger.

I wasn't drunk or anything...


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[Taz]

No I don't interact in the real world at all..............

[Mom]

....you walked upto a person that you think you know and greet them,


No, but I have been known to walk up to random strangers and hug them :yes:

Not on purpose either, that would be ok, but by accident, I was also sober at the time :yes:

[Laava]

Us whiteys all look the same!

[EJK]

Us whiteys all look the same!

lol It was an Asian, she was quite preety too :msn-wink:

:slap:

[Taz]

So you get her number?

[EJK]

No...</10char>

[mossy1200]

....you walked upto a person that you think you know and greet them, then talked and talked. But soon later you realised that they are not actually the one you know? i.e. a total random stranger.





I hate it when you dial a wrong number and have talked to a stranger for 10 mins before you both realise you dont know each other.Like a long lost friend you never had.

[Mom]

No...</10char>

:doh:


:done:

[EJK]

:doh:


:done:

It's alright, I got the real one's number, not the stranger's.


But gosh! That was embarassing.... :slap: She was like "WTF WTF WTF???" :blink:

[YellowDog]

I pulled up outside the gym I used to go to. I'm about to get out of the car when a complete stranger gets in the car and starts chatting to me. I eventually get a word in and she looks at me and starts to scream (in my car).

I suspect this mad woman's ride home drove the same car as me (maybe just the same colour).

[Creeping Death]

Hahaha!I've had the opposite happen to me...some random dude comes up to me with his arm up in the air for a hi-5,I'm like who the fuck is this???Lil did I realise his buddy was right behind me...oh the shame when I went to hi-5 him back!:doh:

[monkeymcbean]

I pulled up outside the gym I used to go to. I'm about to get out of the car when a complete stranger gets in the car and starts chatting to me. I eventually get a word in and she looks at me and starts to scream (in my car).

I suspect this mad woman's ride home drove the same car as me (maybe just the same colour).

I can see how that happens! Ive done that very same thing but no-one was in the drivers seat, Ive also got into the work car in the passenger side sat there a bit and realised i was the one that drove it there. Its just the workings of a creative mind! ha ha.

[monkeymcbean]

Hahaha!I've had the opposite happen to me...some random dude comes up to me with his arm up in the air for a hi-5,I'm like who the fuck is this???Lil did I realise his buddy was right behind me...oh the shame when I went to hi-5 him back!:doh:

Oh ah ah cringe!

[Ixion]

When life gets a bit boring I have been known to trundle up to some random (rather elderlyish) gentleman in a shopping mall (life gets VERY boring when Mrs Ixion ambushes me and drags me out to shopping mall), and greet him enthusiastically with a "Hi mate. Long time no see. How ARE you, you're looking good. How's your wife ? (best if you've noticed said wife with him earlier). Still troubled with the old complaint ? (could be him or her - elderly people always have a 'complaint'). Look, really really good to see you again, give the good lady my regards, and we MUST get together properly soon, only I really HAVE to dash, frightfully late. Take care, now, gotta go".

Bash on the back and briskly depart, waving vigorously

Done with sufficient vigour and the victium doesn't get a word in edgeways and will spend the rest of the way fretting about who it was that he's forgotten. Alzheimers? OMG.

Well, I have to pass the time SOMEHOW.

A delightful variation is to do as above, THEN corral the victim's wife (having noted beforehand her appearance and where she went), with a "Hi, how ARE you, I just caught up with your other half. Wonderful to see you both again, and looking so WELL. Like I said to him, frantically late , but I COULDN'T rush off without just saying 'hi'. Do give me a bell, don't be strangers, I'll be expecting it. Got to rush, see you soon I hope".

later , they will compare notes. I wish I could be a fly on the wall then.

[gijoe1313]

Out in souf'dorkland where I repose in exile, I often get spoken to in a number of island languages, the person talking to me then gets quite irritated about the fact I am ignoring their felicitations for conversation.

It's only when I click and say "Sorry, I'm a New Zild born china man!" and then they realise, go red (I'm assuming this since the pigmentation of their skin is a little hard to discern such blushing) and then volte-face away! :lol:

And I have often been mistaken for a ninja and people shy away from me, I was at a GIJOE movie screening in my usual ninja garb and people were assuming I was meant to be doing something special for it!

I have also been mistaken for a chinaman at times also!

[monkeymcbean]

When life gets a bit boring I have been known to trundle up to some random (rather elderlyish) gentleman in a shopping mall (life gets VERY boring when Mrs Ixion ambushes me and drags me out to shopping mall), and greet him enthusiastically with a "Hi mate. Long time no see. How ARE you, you're looking good. How's your wife ? (best if you've noticed said wife with him earlier). Still troubled with the old complaint ? (could be him or her - elderly people always have a 'complaint'). Look, really really good to see you again, give the good lady my regards, and we MUST get together properly soon, only I really HAVE to dash, frightfully late. Take care, now, gotta go".

Bash on the back and briskly depart, waving vigorously

Done with sufficient vigour and the victium doesn't get a word in edgeways and will spend the rest of the way fretting about who it was that he's forgotten. Alzheimers? OMG.

Well, I have to pass the time SOMEHOW.

A delightful variation is to do as above, THEN corral the victim's wife (having noted beforehand her appearance and where she went), with a "Hi, how ARE you, I just caught up with your other half. Wonderful to see you both again, and looking so WELL. Like I said to him, frantically late , but I COULDN'T rush off without just saying 'hi'. Do give me a bell, don't be strangers, I'll be expecting it. Got to rush, see you soon I hope".

later , they will compare notes. I wish I could be a fly on the wall then.

You don't? I'm stuck for words but something comes to mind...ballsy (spelling!) ball-sey...im sure if such a word exists...checked in the dictionary and 'bally' is there.

[EJK]

Out in souf'dorkland where I repose in exile, I often get spoken to in a number of island languages, the person talking to me then gets quite irritated about the fact I am ignoring their felicitations for conversation.

It's only when I click and say "Sorry, I'm a New Zild born china man!" and then they realise, go red (I'm assuming this since the pigmentation of their skin is a little hard to discern such blushing) and then volte-face away! :lol:

And I have often been mistaken for a ninja and people shy away from me, I was at a GIJOE movie screening in my usual ninja garb and people were assuming I was meant to be doing something special for it!

I have also been mistaken for a chinaman at times also!

Somehow, so many (just too many at uni) Chinese students talk to me in Chinese. :blink:

[Insanity_rules]

No, but I have been known to walk up to random strangers and hug them :yes:

Wheres mine then? I like hugs and no one here is stranger than me.

I seem to get people who think they know me and I haven't got a clue who they are. I must have one of those faces.

[Mom]

Wheres mine then? I like hugs and no one here is stranger than me.

I seem to get people who think they know me and I haven't got a clue who they are. I must have one of those faces.

I tend to do this at train stations when I am about to meet someone for the first time. We dont have train stations up here, but maybe next time I am down your way and am at a train station, you will be too :lol:

[klingon]

Ixion, I didn't realise you had such an evil streak. :no:

[scumdog]

Met Ed Roth once.

Only it weren't him at all.

[Insanity_rules]

Ixion, I didn't realise you had such an evil streak. :no:

Evil but a really fun game. My variation is to smile and wave at randoms. Or find a couple and say an enthusiastic hi to the lady without stopping.

[scumdog]

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It's only when I click and say "Sorry, I'm a New Zild born china man!" and then they realise, go red (I'm assuming this since the pigmentation of their skin is a little hard to discern such blushing) and then volte-face away! :lol:

And I have often been mistaken for a ninja and people shy away from me, I was at a GIJOE movie screening in my usual ninja garb and people were assuming I was meant to be doing something special for it!

I have also been mistaken for a chinaman at times also!

Bollocks.

You looked 100% Scots the last time I saw you.

Or was that McJim?:scratch:

[klingon]

Evil but a really fun game. My variation is to smile and wave at randoms. Or find a couple and say an enthusiastic hi to the lady without stopping.

I was following a Harley the other day down a narrow street with vehicles parked both sides. There was a truck parked up ahead, and the driver walked onto the road to get in and I thought "OMG he's going to swing his door open and hit that bike!" But the front rider honked loudly TOOT TOOT! and gave the truckie a big cheery wave. Truckie waved back and waited for us both to pass before opening his door.

I'm sure the biker didn't know the truckie, but it was a very effective way of getting his attention and much more positive than an angry HONK!

I bet the truckie spent the next few minutes wondering who that guy on the bike was.

[peasea]

....you walked upto a person that you think you know and greet them, then talked and talked. But soon later you realised that they are not actually the one you know? i.e. a total random stranger.

I wasn't drunk or anything...




What the fuck is a 'person'?

[peasea]

I was following a Harley the other day.

Most people do, cupcake.

[peasea]

Ixion, I didn't realise you had such an evil streak. :no:

His hairdresser did it.

[klingon]

Most people do, cupcake.

Ooops I meant to say I was following a Harley for about two minutes then I got sick of it and overtook him on the twisties like he was standing still! :2guns:

(For a moment I forgot I was telling a story on KB... I think I got it right this time)

[peasea]

Ooops I meant to say I was following a Harley for about two minutes then I got sick of it and overtook him on the twisties like he was standing still! :2guns:

(For a moment I forgot I was telling a story on KB... I think I got it right this time)

He probably was standing still, it's called 'waiting'.

Is a Volty an electric bike?

[scumdog]

He probably was standing still, it's called 'waiting'.

Is a Volty an electric bike?

Yeah, probaly doing a U-turn to shake off the annoying bike that was following him.

[peasea]

Yeah, probaly doing a U-turn to shake off the annoying bike that was following him.

Would need a squad car for that.

[retro asian]

lol It was an Asian, she was quite preety too :msn-wink:

:slap:

Play on playa, play on!!

That's quite a good pick up line actually..."sorry I thought you were someone else!"

[EJK]

Play on playa, play on!!

That's quite a good pick up line actually..."sorry I thought you were someone else!"

It's not quite good when it's done after around 10 seconds. It'll makes you look really stupid.

After around 3-5 second is a great time to use the phrase however :msn-wink: That's enough time to check her boob size, face make up and clothing :dodge:

[klingon]

He probably was standing still, it's called 'waiting'.

The real rest of the story is that I caught up with him because he slowed down and waited for me to catch up. Then we rode along at walking pace for a while having a chat about what a great day it was for a ride, how much we both love our bikes and how neither of us owns a car any more.

Just to keep this thread on topic, I already knew that I didn't know him... but there's no such thing as strangers, just bikers you haven't chatted up yet! :love:


Is a Volty an electric bike?

:rolleyes:

[peasea]

It's not quite good when it's done after around 10 seconds. It'll makes you look really stupid.

After around 3-5 second is a great time to execute however :msn-wink: That's enough time to check her boob size, face make up and clothing. :dodge:

To execute......Asians????

[peasea]

I already knew that I didn't know

Are you sure? Or is this a mis-quote?

[EJK]

To execute......Asians????

To use the phrase "Sorry I thought you were someone else"

[peasea]

To use the phrase "Sorry I thought you were someone else"

Should I ask the question again?

[EJK]

Should I ask the question again?

I'm confused :blink:

[peasea]

I'm confused :blink:

Dear Confused.
Using any phrase gives you the right to execute Asians.

Your's truly
Anonymous.

[EJK]

Dear Confused.
Using any phrase gives you the right to execute Asians.

Your's truly
Anonymous.

Post fixed. Execute always doesn't mean "to kill" :done:

[peasea]

Post fixed. Execute always doesn't mean "to kill" :done:

Post Mortem.

I suppose your right. When cops 'execute' a warrant they don't usually kill people, they just fuck them over.

So, it must follow that...if you've been executed you're going to walk funny, right?

[scumdog]

Post Mortem.

I suppose your right. When cops 'execute' a warrant they don't usually kill people, they just fuck them over.

So, it must follow that...if you've been executed you're going to walk funny, right?

Only the first time for most of them:blink:

[peasea]

Only the first time for most of them:blink:

Is carrying condoms part of the deal with you guys?
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"Guys" I did spell that right, didn't I?

[cc rider]

I was following a Harley the other day down a narrow street with vehicles parked both sides. There was a truck parked up ahead, and the driver walked onto the road to get in and I thought "OMG he's going to swing his door open and hit that bike!" But the front rider honked loudly TOOT TOOT! and gave the truckie a big cheery wave. Truckie waved back and waited for us both to pass before opening his door.
....see now we know who HD riders are busy waving at :ride: :wavey:

[LBD]

....you walked upto a person that you think you know and greet them, then talked and talked. But soon later you realised that they are not actually the one you know? i.e. a total random stranger.

I wasn't drunk or anything...QUOTE]

Tuis please....

I have had complete strangers come up and strike up a conversation with me...some time after we parted I reaslized itwas a work collegue just out of work clothes....:stupid:


[QUOTE=YellowDog;1129366744]I pulled up outside the gym I used to go to. I'm about to get out of the car when a complete stranger gets in the car and starts chatting to me. I eventually get a word in and she looks at me and starts to scream (in my car).

I suspect this mad woman's ride home drove the same car as me (maybe just the same colour).

Nope but unlocked a car with my remote locker and climbed in to someone elses (unlocked) same colour car 3 parking spaces from mine....:shit:


I can see how that happens! Ive done that very same thing but no-one was in the drivers seat, Ive also got into the work car in the passenger side sat there a bit and realised i was the one that drove it there. Its just the workings of a creative mind! ha ha.

Moving back and forth between left and right hand drive countiries does get confusing at times...right?


Hahaha!I've had the opposite happen to me...some random dude comes up to me with his arm up in the air for a hi-5,I'm like who the fuck is this???Lil did I realise his buddy was right behind me...oh the shame when I went to hi-5 him back!:doh:

I like intentionally waving back at someone who is waving to someone behind me...sometimes they get all embarassed like


Is a Volty an electric bike?...Nah just a name given to John Travolty's bike....Boom boom

[PrincessBandit]

....you walked upto a person that you think you know and greet them, then talked and talked. But soon later you realised that they are not actually the one you know? i.e. a total random stranger.



Yes, and I even sat next to him on the bus while yacking. It wasn't till we got off at uni that I realised he wasn't at all who I thought he was (an acquaintance of a friend). He thought it was pretty funny. I ran in embarrassment. (Well I was only 17 and not very worldly for dealing with strange guys who thought I was trying to pick them up...!!!)

[Ixion]

Ixion, I didn't realise you had such an evil streak. :no:

I gets bored. 'tain't evil. Gives them something to talk about , enrichens their life experience.

A final nicety , as you rush off , is to say "Give my regards to Keith next time you see him". All old buggers know someone called Keith. This convinces them that you know them, and also brings Keith (whoever the hell he is ) into the loop of mystery.