....you walked upto a person that you think you know and greet them, then talked and talked. But soon later you realised that they are not actually the one you know? i.e. a total random stranger.
I wasn't drunk or anything...
BMW Motorrad
....you walked upto a person that you think you know and greet them, then talked and talked. But soon later you realised that they are not actually the one you know? i.e. a total random stranger.
I wasn't drunk or anything...
If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.
Forum whore
No I don't interact in the real world at all..............
Whip it, whip it good!
Originally Posted by EJK
No, but I have been known to walk up to random strangers and hug them
Not on purpose either, that would be ok, but by accident, I was also sober at the time
Rasta Ratskins
Us whiteys all look the same!
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
BMW Motorrad
lol It was an Asian, she was quite preety too
:slap:
If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.
Forum whore
So you get her number?
BMW Motorrad
No...
If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.
Forum whore
I hate it when you dial a wrong number and have talked to a stranger for 10 mins before you both realise you dont know each other.Like a long lost friend you never had.
Whip it, whip it good!
BMW Motorrad
It's alright, I got the real one's number, not the stranger's.
But gosh! That was embarassing.... :slap: She was like "WTF WTF WTF???"
If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.
BogOff-Cant you see I'm busy?
I pulled up outside the gym I used to go to. I'm about to get out of the car when a complete stranger gets in the car and starts chatting to me. I eventually get a word in and she looks at me and starts to scream (in my car).
I suspect this mad woman's ride home drove the same car as me (maybe just the same colour).
Hardcore Biker
Hahaha!I've had the opposite happen to me...some random dude comes up to me with his arm up in the air for a hi-5,I'm like who the fuck is this???Lil did I realise his buddy was right behind me...oh the shame when I went to hi-5 him back!
Hardcore Biker
I can see how that happens! Ive done that very same thing but no-one was in the drivers seat, Ive also got into the work car in the passenger side sat there a bit and realised i was the one that drove it there. Its just the workings of a creative mind! ha ha.
Just remember... "wherever you go, there you are" .....Buckaroo Banzai 1984
Hardcore Biker
Oh ah ah cringe!Hahaha!I've had the opposite happen to me...some random dude comes up to me with his arm up in the air for a hi-5,I'm like who the fuck is this???Lil did I realise his buddy was right behind me...oh the shame when I went to hi-5 him back!
Just remember... "wherever you go, there you are" .....Buckaroo Banzai 1984
Forum whore
When life gets a bit boring I have been known to trundle up to some random (rather elderlyish) gentleman in a shopping mall (life gets VERY boring when Mrs Ixion ambushes me and drags me out to shopping mall), and greet him enthusiastically with a "Hi mate. Long time no see. How ARE you, you're looking good. How's your wife ? (best if you've noticed said wife with him earlier). Still troubled with the old complaint ? (could be him or her - elderly people always have a 'complaint'). Look, really really good to see you again, give the good lady my regards, and we MUST get together properly soon, only I really HAVE to dash, frightfully late. Take care, now, gotta go".
Bash on the back and briskly depart, waving vigorously
Done with sufficient vigour and the victium doesn't get a word in edgeways and will spend the rest of the way fretting about who it was that he's forgotten. Alzheimers? OMG.
Well, I have to pass the time SOMEHOW.
A delightful variation is to do as above, THEN corral the victim's wife (having noted beforehand her appearance and where she went), with a "Hi, how ARE you, I just caught up with your other half. Wonderful to see you both again, and looking so WELL. Like I said to him, frantically late , but I COULDN'T rush off without just saying 'hi'. Do give me a bell, don't be strangers, I'll be expecting it. Got to rush, see you soon I hope".
later , they will compare notes. I wish I could be a fly on the wall then.
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