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YellowDog
23rd August 2009, 11:40
A notable gynecologist once said:

"The best engine in the world is the vagina.

It can be started with one finger.

It is self-lubricating.

It takes any size piston.

And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental."

Bren
23rd August 2009, 13:47
LOVE IT +1 to u

one fast tl1ooo
23rd August 2009, 14:10
That is very well said :clap::clap::clap:

ynot slow
24th August 2009, 12:12
Be great if you could upgrade the icu/(brain of item)every 28 days.

YellowDog
24th August 2009, 12:41
You certainly don't want a clever one.

IME : The clever ones are too expensive to run :)