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Squiggles
29th August 2009, 20:37
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=238995798

What a tard :lol:
James Deuce
29th August 2009, 20:57
Classy tard though. Those angry eyebrows are O for Awesome.
Reido
29th August 2009, 21:02
thats the first trademe listing i've seen in poem.
very nice :clap:
Mully
29th August 2009, 21:03
Anyone else thing his finance settlement figure is $6193??
PirateJafa
29th August 2009, 21:15
Anyone else thing his finance settlement figure is $6193??

$6,200 didn't rhyme.
I'm motarded
29th August 2009, 21:24
that VFR is better than this (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Cars/Honda/Integra/auction-238986120.htm) car :lol:
shingo
29th August 2009, 21:51
$6,200 didn't rhyme.

Can i enlist your services to write the ad for my CBR?
Argyle
29th August 2009, 22:06
Hehe, nice poem. But to expensive
AllanB
29th August 2009, 22:11
I like it - a bit different from the usual retards listing bikes - usually they read like:

Orsome XXX, goes good, usual scuff marks. Best Available.
Then the questions start:
Can you post a few more pictures please?
Will do mate

Can you post pix please?
Sum up now, shite camera sorry

Can you post pictures of the left side please
Whats with u and pictures?

You have eight bad pictures of the right hand side whats wrong with the left?

22 unanswered questions ........

Bike does not sell .........
Mikkel
29th August 2009, 22:14
that VFR is better than this (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Cars/Honda/Integra/auction-238986120.htm) car :lol:


Can i enlist your services to write the ad for my CBR?

And this rhymes as well...
Squiggles
29th August 2009, 22:18
Can i enlist your services to write the ad for my CBR?

Im sure Hanne could come up with something :lol:
shingo
29th August 2009, 22:23
Im sure Hanne could come up with something :lol:

I don't care who writes it, I just want it sold.
Squiggles
29th August 2009, 22:27
I don't care who writes it, I just want it sold.

I've cleared a spot between the cagiva and the scoot :scooter:
quickbuck
29th August 2009, 23:04
that VFR is better than this (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Cars/Honda/Integra/auction-238986120.htm) car :lol:

May be....
But that car will make a brilliant paddock basher...
It already has "Total Loss" ignition.... and half the glass removed...
Shame it is in the wrong island.

As for the NC30... nice ad...
aer0
30th August 2009, 07:26
awesome work PJ :)

might sell better with a standard pipe.... i just happen to have one... swap??? :P lol
=cJ=
30th August 2009, 10:59
Sorry about the lowball offer, I couldn't resist :p
chef
30th August 2009, 16:45
what kind of a mupet puts a poem in a trademe listing lol
Mystic13
30th August 2009, 16:55
what kind of a mupet puts a poem in a trademe listing lol

A pirate muppet. Actually Jafa I think you'd do better telling how great a condition the bike is in and showing close ups.

For those that haven't seen the bike, it's been fully rebuilt by a VFR enthusiast/ motorcycle mechanic and it would have to be the best condition VFR out there, with new everythings all over the place. No money spared in the re-build.

PJ I would have thought a fair bit of detail on whats been done to the bike and pics would help sell it.

That or secretly you just don't want to sell the thing.

Good luck with the sale.
Mandy
30th August 2009, 17:57
Sorry about the lowball offer, I couldn't resist :p

On MY bloody TradeMe account too.... (wasn't surprised that I didn't get a reply to that question) :nono:
MattRSK
30th August 2009, 18:04
I like it! Excellent bike mate. (sorry I have no money)
=cJ=
30th August 2009, 19:21
On MY bloody TradeMe account too.... (wasn't surprised that I didn't get a reply to that question) :nono:

Awww, sorry :Pokey:
PirateJafa
31st August 2009, 10:11
On MY bloody TradeMe account too.... (wasn't surprised that I didn't get a reply to that question) :nono:

Sorry mate, was all rhymed out.

In no rush to sell, because I know it will sell. :)