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  1. 29th August 2009, 20:37 #1
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    Look, a noob!

    http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/List...x?id=238995798

    What a tard

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  2. 29th August 2009, 20:57 #2
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    Classy tard though. Those angry eyebrows are O for Awesome.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?


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  3. 29th August 2009, 21:02 #3
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    thats the first trademe listing i've seen in poem.
    very nice
    is <3 supposed to be a heart or an ass hat?
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  4. 29th August 2009, 21:03 #4
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    Anyone else thing his finance settlement figure is $6193??
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    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!
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  5. 29th August 2009, 21:15 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    Anyone else thing his finance settlement figure is $6193??
    $6,200 didn't rhyme.


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  6. 29th August 2009, 21:24 #6
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    that VFR is better than this car
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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJafa View Post
    $6,200 didn't rhyme.
    Can i enlist your services to write the ad for my CBR?
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    Hehe, nice poem. But to expensive
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    I like it - a bit different from the usual retards listing bikes - usually they read like:

    Orsome XXX, goes good, usual scuff marks. Best Available.
    Then the questions start:
    Can you post a few more pictures please?
    Will do mate

    Can you post pix please?
    Sum up now, shite camera sorry

    Can you post pictures of the left side please
    Whats with u and pictures?

    You have eight bad pictures of the right hand side whats wrong with the left?

    22 unanswered questions ........

    Bike does not sell .........
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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm motarded View Post
    that VFR is better than this car
    Quote Originally Posted by shingo View Post
    Can i enlist your services to write the ad for my CBR?
    And this rhymes as well...
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  11. 29th August 2009, 22:18 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by shingo View Post
    Can i enlist your services to write the ad for my CBR?
    Im sure Hanne could come up with something

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  12. 29th August 2009, 22:23 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squiggles View Post
    Im sure Hanne could come up with something
    I don't care who writes it, I just want it sold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shingo View Post
    I don't care who writes it, I just want it sold.
    I've cleared a spot between the cagiva and the scoot

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  14. 29th August 2009, 23:04 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm motarded View Post
    that VFR is better than this car
    May be....
    But that car will make a brilliant paddock basher...
    It already has "Total Loss" ignition.... and half the glass removed...
    Shame it is in the wrong island.

    As for the NC30... nice ad...
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  15. 30th August 2009, 07:26 #15
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    awesome work PJ

    might sell better with a standard pipe.... i just happen to have one... swap??? :P lol
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