Most embarrassing moments?

[ready4whatever]

Name one of those times you were so embarrased you wanted to just temporarily die.
One of mine was probably when my dad jumped on the computer and found that I was searching 'massage parlours' in the white pages :Oops:

[pzkpfw]

There was the time I forgot to lock the door of the B767 toilet I was using.

(Just standing...)

[Nagash]

This one time I accidentally the whole thing.

[ynot slow]

Years ago on tv there was this neat add for a video game or so this 8 year old thought,mum and dad had guests,I asked mum what's VD(was vd add risque at time),she said what ,I replied it's in tv,she said oh video game,amongst laughing from the table.

[dino3310]

doing a STMS course, in a conference room with 20 others. sucked on a lollie and in when down the wrong way made me start a coughing fit which ended up with me pukeing on the table in front of me with on lookers pissing themselves:doh:

[Stirts]

P.E in fourth form, we were doing a 12 minute run and we were all sitting on the grass in a semi-circle listening to the teacher as she debriefed us in regards to her expectations of us.

Before I could clench my arse cheeks together to stop the frequency actuated rectal tremor escape...................
"BRROOOOWRROWWRRROOOOOOOOWWMMP!!!" I could not believe that that had come out of my own arse, there was not even a hint, no tremors, murmurs or rumblings prior to that 7.4 on the Rectum scale!

It sent seismic ripples across the field and all the girls sitting next to me scattered and experienced momentary hearing loss.

My teacher turned to me with a smirk on her face.....and once the larfing hyenas had settled she said......
"You may want to save some of that, to give you a turbo boost when you go for your run Tina"

I just wanted to die!

[firefighter]

The most embarrassing?.......Easy. Will never forget it.

At the age of about 15, I was rubbing one off to a stick mag.

You guessed it, the old lady just burst into the room.......

There was the awkward silence, and i'd made a feeble attempt to hide the porn which was sticking out from behind my head very visibly.

As I sat there looking like Ace Ventura in the grass hut, to my horror she tried to cover up what we both new had been going on, by sticking around and telling me off as she had obviously originally planned to, for getting up so late in the day......!

I think she must have stayed in there for a full 5 mins....It felt like an eternity. I could'nt look her in the eye for a week!
Had it been the old man he'd have told me to hurry up and high tailed it outta there!

Why are mums so bad at this kinda thing?

Do teenage girls ever get walked in on by dad while flicking the bean?Or is it just an unfortunate guy thing?

Word to you mums, if you walk in on your son having a thrash, get the fuck out!

[Insanity_rules]

Before I could clench my arse cheeks together to stop the frequency actuated rectal tremor escape...................
"BRROOOOWRROWWRRROOOOOOOOWWMMP!!!" I could not believe that that had come out of my own arse, there was not even a hint, no tremors, murmurs or rumblings prior to that 7.4 on the Rectum scale!

So you not only have brain farts then? OK seeing as I have passed comment I guess I'll have to share mine then.....

Years ago I used to go out with a girl who was an exotic dancer (OK a stripper), I went to visit her at work. She told me she had always wanted to do the wild thing in the changing room out back. So she went and made sure we weren't going to get walked in on and lead me out back just a bit before she was going to go on stage so we had an excuse to be there. It all went well and after we'd finished she heard her name being announced as the next dancer so she went out, I made my exit out the door back into the bar which was right next to the stage.

I heard Scott the DJ announce "here comes (name withheld)" and at that moment he flicked a spot light on to me walking away from the door tucking myself in "and here's her boyfriend Mark doing up his jeans, and what have you been up to?". Someone had dobbed us in.

We both got a loud round of applause. I had to take my hat off (among other things)to my girl, she just laughed and carried on with what she was supposed to be doing. I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me.

Plus side I got guys buying me drinks all night and slappin me on the back for havin a hot girlie and hittin it out back. Her boss wasn't so and made me promise not to entertain that idea again.

[Blackbird]

Probably not my most embarrassing moment (there have been more than a few :stupid:), but a bike-related one. About 5 years ago, 4 of us had been to the Paeroa races with our wives on the back and planned to stop for a cold one at the Okoroire Pub on the way home.

Anyway, let us just say that shortly before arriving at Okoroire, our speed had apparently greatly displeased the speed regulators on the back. We dismounted and de-helmeted in front of the pub which was packed with bikers and our wives proceeded to tear strips off us and not bother to keep their voices down :argue:. This monster bollocking was accompanied by enthusiastic cheering and applause from the front deck of the pub whilst we just shuffled about and looked at our feet. Our other halves had quite a bit of celebrity status for the hour we were there. Big tough bikers.... yeah right!

[CookMySock]

When our cat was behaving strangely, mum took it to the vet, and the vet explains that theres no problem and all the cat wants is a boyfriend. :slap:

Steve

[James Deuce]

Logging in to KB.

[Blackshear]

This one time I accidentally the whole thing.

The whole thing?!

[chef]

i left 10 tabs of porn on my mums computer and went to work for the night i come home and computer had a big sign on it. "your never using this computer again" LOL was like 14 at the time

[NighthawkNZ]

Replying to Thread is the most embarrassing moment...

[Trudes]

One of mine was when my ex and I walked in on his dad watching porn (more embarrassing for him I'm sure, but shit, couldn't look him in the eye for weeks):(

[ajturbo]

asking my mate's wife when her baby was due....

"3 days ago" and a stomp out of the room...lol

[Trudes]

asking my mate's wife when her baby was due....

"3 days ago" and a stomp out of the room...lol

At least she was pregnant! :laugh:

[peasea]

At least she was pregnant! :laugh:

I can laugh now but I can tell you my (now ex) wife wasn't impressed when, after giving birth to our two daughters, someone asked her if she was pregnant for a third time.

Ahhh, what a profile.....

[ajturbo]

so you know how big i felt when the room was full of HER mates......

[Madmax]

old post
one time i was having a piss on the side of the road
(in the middle of nowhere)
when some smart arse cop happened to be passing
he coasted up and hit the siren
gave me such a fright i slipped into the
shit filled ditch i had been pissing in (barstard)
he did not stop laughing for about 15 mins
should have just pissed in my leathers
(would have smelt better)
:devil2:

[slofox]

old post
one time i was having a piss on the side of the road
(in the middle of nowhere)
when some smart arse cop happened to be passing
he coasted up and hit the siren
gave me such a fright i slipped into the
shit filled ditch i had been pissing in (barstard)
he did not stop laughing for about 15 mins
should have just pissed in my leathers
(would have smelt better)
:devil2:

He was definitely a bastard Madmax...but your story sure made me laugh...:rofl: